Alabama Barker Is Taking Medication To Lose Weight

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Alabama Barker is embarking on a brand-new, laugh-out-loud weight loss journey.

The 18-year-old influencer and daughter of drumstick-wielding rockstar Travis Barker dished the juicy details in a โ€œGet Ready With Meโ€ video. Sheโ€™s now popping weight loss pills after keyboard warriors hurled insults at her like they were throwing tomatoes at a medieval jester.

โ€œIโ€™m on weight loss medication because Iโ€™m tired of looking like Shrek in every photo,โ€ Alabama announced, channeling her inner ogre, as captured by a TikTok sleuth.

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โ€œI have this curse where the camera makes me look like a troll who just crawled out from under a bridge, and people online are like, โ€˜Oh my God, youโ€™re so fat and youโ€™re so ugly,โ€™โ€ Alabama continued, probably with an exaggerated eye roll.

She then threw down the gauntlet, โ€œI get it, I see what you see, but seriously, come meet me in person. I swear I donโ€™t look like a mythical creature in real life.โ€

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Alabama kept the details of her mystery meds close to her chest, leaving us all guessing what magic potion sheโ€™s using.

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