Adrian Grenier Becomes a Dad Again, Proves He Can Make Babies AND Avocados Flourish in Texas

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BREAKING: Adrian Grenier, aka the chillest dude from Entourage and possibly your favorite early-2000s heartthrob, just leveled up his dad game. That’s right — he and his wife Jordan Roemmele welcomed baby Evren into the world on March 22, right in the comfort of their Texas home. Yeehaw and a half.

And how did it go? According to Adrian, it wasn’t just a birth — it was a whole vibe.

“It was a very special experience,” he said, probably while sipping herbal tea and smelling faintly of eucalyptus. “My wife was absolutely incredible.”

Translation: Jordan went full superwoman mode while Adrian stood nearby, trying to be helpful but mostly crying, softly whispering, “You got this babe,” and Googling “how to cut the umbilical cord without fainting.”

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He also added that baby Evren was born in a “peaceful and loving environment,” which we can only assume means there was a Himalayan salt lamp, essential oils diffusing, and a playlist featuring whales, wind chimes, and John Mayer. ✨

And get this — Adrian thinks little Evren chose this peaceful birth vibe like he was ordering it off the menu:

“I think he’s a peacemaker. Like he’s the one who called this in — ‘This is the kind of experience I want,’” he mused.

Okay, Zen Baby! Evren out here entering the world like, “No drama please, just peace, love, and maybe some organic cotton onesies.”

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Meanwhile, older brother Seiko is already stepping into his Big Brother era. Adrian says he’s been “so excited,” which we all know is code for a little too enthusiastic with the baby’s squishy face.

“He has so many kisses for his younger brother. He’s a little bit rough…”

Translation: Seiko loves Evren so much he might squeeze him like a teddy bear. Someone baby-proof this child.

Adrian and Jordan have been making adorable memories since 2017, tied the knot in 2022, and welcomed Seiko shortly after — basically crushing the wholesome family life while most of us still can’t keep a houseplant alive.

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And if you missed it (how dare you), Adrian shared the pregnancy news back in November with a sweet post that probably made Instagram collectively go “Awwww 🥹” while also crying into their cereal.

Welcome to the world, Baby Evren — may your life be full of love, laughter, and absolutely no Entourage reboots. 🍼✨

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