Jackie Bezos — literal queen mother of space zaddy Jeff Bezos — has passed away at 78 after a five-year health battle, and I’m not kidding when I say she’s probably already reorganizing heaven’s supply chain and installing same-day cloud delivery.
Her passing was confirmed by the Bezos Scholar Program (which sounds like the kind of place where you get a PhD in Money and Yacht Owning). Jackie passed “peacefully” Thursday morning in Miami, probably surrounded by tasteful throw pillows, linen curtains, and the scent of wealth.
Let’s talk about this icon’s origin story because it’s giving teen drama realness. She had Jeff when she was literally still in high school, raised him as a single mom until she met her hubby Mike Bezos, and then just… built an empire of love, patience, and I’m guessing very chic school lunches. With Mike, she had two more kids and made “being the best mom ever” her full-time job — and she was good at it.
In 2020, Jackie was diagnosed with Lewy Body Dementia, which is an evil, progressive neurological condition. But in true main-character energy, she faced it with full dignity and courage, while Mike (her husband for 50+ years) stayed right there by her side like the ride-or-die king he is.
The fam wants people to honor Jackie by doing something kind for someone or donating to a charity you love — aka giving the world a little sprinkle of Bezos sparkle.
Meanwhile, Jeff just married his billionaire Barbie, Lauren Sanchez, in Italy. So yes, this family is juggling grief, love, and Amalfi Coast vibes all at once — which is peak billionaire multitasking.
If heaven starts offering 2-hour harp deliveries and express halo fitting, we’ll know exactly who’s responsible. 👼✨💌
