7-Year-Sober Jessica Simpson Claps Back At Troll Who Accused Her Of Drinking Alcohol

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Jessica Simpson has been hit with a classic internet troll comment asking if she’s been sipping on the sauce. Spoiler alert: she’s as sober as a monk doing yoga.

The 44-year-old superstar has been alcohol-free since 2017—she’s basically a sobriety guru at this point. Remember, she’s been open about her journey and practically wrote the book on it (or at least a very detailed Instagram post).

So, when a keyboard warrior popped up on her Instagram photo to yell, “STOP DRINKING!”—a comment that felt like it came straight out of a 90s sitcom—Jessica served up a response with more grace than a ballerina on roller skates.

She hit back with, “I haven’t wanted or touched alcohol since October 2017, and it’s been the best decision for me and my family. Thanks for your concern, but you’ve got me all wrong. Sending love your way!”

Jessica’s handling this with more style and class than a royal tea party. Cheers to her for keeping it cool and classy!

7-Year-Sober Jessica Simpson Claps Back At Troll Who Accused Her Of Drinking Alcohol

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