So, remember back in the ancient times of the late 2000s when people still used MySpace and wore skinny scarves indoors for no reason? Well, back then, there were whispers—no, full-on group chats—buzzing about Kristin Cavallari possibly dating Captain America himself, Chris Evans.
But plot twist: it. never. happened. Not even a smooch. Not even a flirty emoji. Nada.
Kristin, now a 38-year-old boss babe and star of Very Cavallari, took to her podcast, Let’s Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari (which is giving us “spill the tea and then some” energy), and finally smashed those rumors like Thanos snapping his fingers.
She spilled:
“The first [rumor] that’s not true is Chris Evans.”
BOOM. Straight out the gate. No warm-up. No easing in. She was like, “Hi, welcome to my podcast, time to DESTROY a rumor.”
Apparently, Kristin and Chris were part of the same friend group, probably sipping cocktails and being ridiculously attractive at the same Miami event in 2008 where they got photographed together. That’s it. They were at the same place at the same time. The gossip mill took it from “we stood near each other” to “they’re picking baby names.” Classic.
“Literally, nothing ever happened,” Kristin said, probably rolling her eyes so hard they moonwalked.
She doubled down:
“We never dated.”
Girl, say it louder for the people still stuck in 2009!
Oh, and while she was handing out truth bombs, she also shut down rumors about The Hills’ resident bad boy, Justin Bobby. (Yes, that Justin Bobby. Man wore combat boots to the beach and had shampoo-commercial hair.)
Kristin made it crystal clear:
“I never saw him outside of filming. Not one time.”
The only kiss they shared? Scripted. Directed. Paid. Lights, camera, “Kiss Justin Bobby? Yeah, sure, whatever, where’s my check?”
She explained she was paid like she was on a scripted show, so yeah—girl clocked in, kissed the dude, clocked out, and went home to exfoliate. Iconic.
– Kristin did not date Chris Evans.
– Kristin did not date Justin Bobby.
– Kristin did get the bag and the drama.
We love a queen who clears the air and the timeline. 👑💅
