Vittoria Ceretti’s Dress Got MURDERED at Jeff Bezos’ Wedding Bash and Honestly, Same.

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Leo DiCaprio, cursed gowns, and gaping holes—let’s unpack this shredded couture chaos.

So picture this: you’re at THE wedding of the year (no, not your cousin’s backyard vow renewal with Costco cupcakes—we’re talking about Jeff “Amazon Daddy” Bezos and Lauren “Aviation Barbie” Sanchez throwing a billionaire bash so extra it probably had its own moon). And then—BOOM—your outfit just decides to yeet itself into the fabric afterlife.

Model and certified walking statue Vittoria Ceretti, 27, pulled up to the Dolce Notte afterparty looking like a glammed-up silver cannoli in a vintage Dolce & Gabbana gown that screamed “rich aunt’s Milan closet.” The theme? Pajamas. The vibe? 1% OnlyFans. But the drama? Unmatched.

Turns out, the dress—yes, that dress previously worn by Gisele Bündchen at the 2003 Met Gala (while also dating Leonardo DiCaprio because Leo is apparently the final boss of this dress)—had other plans. The gown said “I’m too old for this,” tore a little, then absolutely detonated by the end of the night. We’re talking full-blown dress carnage. Holes. Rips. A crime scene but sexy.

Vittoria posted the unraveling madness to her Instagram Stories like a true Gen Z heroine. First, a video zooming in on a tiny tear, captioned “How it started.” Cute. Then, a second pic showing the dress looking like it survived a tornado made of forks: “How it’s going.” CHAOS.

But wait—it gets messier. Not only was the dress a literal fashion relic, but it’s cursed with the Leo Ex-Girlfriend Aura™. Gisele wore it when she was Leo’s boo. Now Vittoria is Leo’s boo. Coincidence? Or did this dress just rage quit because it was tired of the same love triangle 20 years later??

Fashion girlies, if you’re gonna recycle vintage from the Leo Cinematic Universe, maybe run an exorcism first. Just saying.

#WardrobeWreckage #DolceDisaster #LeoLoversDressCurse

Vittoria Ceretti’s Dress Got MURDERED at Jeff Bezos’ Wedding Bash and Honestly, Same.

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