US President Biden Is Not Dropping Out Of The Presidential Race Despite ‘New York Times’ Report

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The New York Times dropped a bombshell, suggesting that President Joe Biden might be pondering his future like a contestant on a reality show. According to their sources, Biden has been doing some serious soul-searching about his debate performance, mulling over whether he can recover from what he reportedly described to an “ally” as a near-debate disaster.

The Times report claims that Biden has been hitting the mental gym, lifting the heavy weights of self-doubt and pondering if he should hang up his presidential running shoes as the Democratic nominee. Picture him in a dramatic movie montage, staring into the distance, soundtrack swelling, contemplating, “Can I convince the public I’m the man for the job? Or is this a sign to exit stage left?”

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But wait, hold the dramatic exit! The White House has entered the chat. White House spokesperson Andrew Bates took to Twitter faster than a cat video going viral, declaring, “That claim is absolutely false. If the New York Times had given us more than 7 minutes to respond, we would have told them so.” Bates, undoubtedly rolling his eyes so hard they could power a small city, squashed the rumors with the vigor of a late-night infomercial host.

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So, what’s the real story? Is Biden contemplating a dramatic farewell, or is this just another day in the unpredictable world of politics? Stay tuned, because in this political saga, anything can happen!

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