Trace Cyrus Accuses Katy Perry of Career Cosplay: “Stop Copying My Sister, You Space Cadet!”

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Trace Cyrus just chucked some intergalactic shade from Instagram orbit—and this one’s aimed straight at Katy Perry’s glittery spaceship!

In a plot twist nobody had on their 2025 bingo card, 36-year-old Trace (yes, the shirtless one from Metro Station with the tattoos that scream “I once sneezed on Warped Tour”) took a break from… whatever he’s doing these days to accuse the actual astronaut now? Katy Perry, 40, of blatantly copying his little sis, Miley Cyrus.

Trace popped off with a video that basically said: “Dear Katy, your originality is in retrograde.” He kicked things off spicy, saying, “I knew Katy Perry and her team were lame as f—k when her career started dying.” Ouch. That’s not even shade, that’s a total eclipse.

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Then he took us on a wild ride down memory lane, claiming that when Katy’s career was hitting snooze, her team went full Pinterest board: “Hmm, what worked for Miley? Oh yeah, she went full scissors, chopped the locks, and bleached it like a haunted Barbie doll. That broke the internet! Katy, sweetie, grab the peroxide!”

For reference, Miley iconically snipped her hair into that punk pixie cut in 2012—looking like a pop rebel who just burned her Disney contract with a blowtorch. Katy then followed up with a similar cut in 2017, and Trace basically yelled “COPY-AND-PASTE!”

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But he wasn’t done yet—oh no. Trace brought receipts from the Bangerz era (2013, a year of wild tongues and twerking teddy bears), where Miley teamed up with hip-hop big dogs like Mike WiLL Made-It, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J. Then he pointed out that Katy followed suit, collaborating with Migos for her culinary banger “Bon Appétit”—which sounded more like Hot Pockets: The Musical than a chart-topper.

Trace impersonated a fake team meeting behind Katy’s back (honestly Oscar-worthy): “You’re going to do the same stuff Miley did and blow up!” And then added, “Guess what? It didn’t f—king work!” Someone get this man a mic, he just dropped his.

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Then came the finale. Trace, now full savage mode, addressed Katy’s recent space excursion—yes, actual space—and declared, “Now they’re sending your ass to space. Didn’t f—king work!” Like, bro really said, “Houston, we have a poser.”

Trace is mad, Katy’s in orbit, Miley’s somewhere living her best post-Disney life, and we’re just here trying to figure out if pop stardom is now a competitive sport.

Anyway, next up on Cyrus Family Chronicles: Noah accuses Lady Gaga of stealing her eyeliner technique? Stay tuned.

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