Attention, Spider-Man stans and beer buddies – your friendly neighborhood web-slinger is officially in the non-alcoholic brewing game! That’s right, Tom Holland, the 28-year-old superhero (and occasional umbrella-dancing legend), just announced that he’s launching Bero, a brand-new line of non-alcoholic beer. Cheers to cracking open a cold one without cracking open your bad decisions!
“With Great Sobriety Comes Great Responsibility”
Tom swung into the Instagram-verse on Sunday (October 13) to break the news. And oh boy, the man knows how to tease. Posing like the most dashing bartender you’ve ever seen, Tom held a can of Bero in one hand and sipped elegantly from a branded glass like he was filming a beer commercial… except no one’s getting tipsy here.
So what’s Bero all about? Details are scarcer than Peter Parker’s rent money, but the first batch hits shelves on October 16. Fans eager to try it faster than Spider-Man can web-sling are already rushing to the brand’s website to register for early access.
“Equally Familiar, Yet Completely New” – Just Like My Tinder Profile
The Bero team didn’t spill all the beans (or hops) just yet, but they did hint at three varieties of booze-free brews. They’re calling them “equally familiar and completely new.” That could mean anything – maybe a lager that tastes like a Tuesday afternoon nap or an IPA that brings flashbacks of holiday dinners without the awkward political arguments. Whatever they are, they’re here to refresh you and your soul.
From “Dry January” to “Look at Me, I’m Thriving!”
For Tom, the whole sober thing didn’t start as a grand plan – it was just a regular ol’ Dry January. But like every good Marvel origin story, things escalated. Fast forward six months, and our boy realized he was happier than ever. No villainous hangovers, no regrets, just peace, quiet, and probably a whole lot of “omg I actually folded the laundry.”
“I could sleep better, problems on set didn’t make me want to crawl under a rock, and my brain? Clearer than Mysterio’s illusions,” Tom explained in a past interview. He went on to say that he feels healthier, fitter, and better equipped to face life’s challenges. Apparently, giving up alcohol is like discovering you have superpowers – but instead of wall-crawling, you get emotional stability. Score.
So, if you’re ready to raise a glass without raising your blood alcohol level, keep your eyes peeled on October 16. Bero is coming in hot – or rather, ice-cold. Because in Tom Holland’s world, even the beer knows how to chill.
