So guess what? Tom Cruise (aka Hollywood’s ageless action man, now a sprightly 62) and Ana de Armas (36, stunning, and still somehow under constant paparazzi surveillance) have been spotted again—this time casually landing in London after what we can only assume was a very elite, very windswept helicopter ride from Madrid.
Yes, that’s right. They flew in on Tom’s actual helicopter, because when you’re Tom Cruise, Uber is for peasants and your idea of a chill commute is literally piloting a chopper across countries. Also aboard: Ana’s dogs, Elvis and Salsa, which sounds less like pets and more like a Las Vegas lounge act, but okay!
Naturally, the internet has gone full detective mode. Are they dating? Are they co-starring in something explosive and full of running? Are they just rich and bored? IconicHipster.com got their hands on some pics, and insider sources are screaming: “Calm down, it’s not romantic!” (Sure Jan.)
Apparently, whispers of a secret new project are in the air, and honestly, with the way these two have been hanging out, we wouldn’t be shocked if it turns out to be Mission: Ballerina Impossible or Helicopters and Heartstrings. They were also seen grabbing dinner pre-Valentine’s Day and casually helicoptering together again in March, because that’s just what friends do when you have a few hundred million dollars lying around.
Adding more fuel to the speculation fire, director Doug Liman (known for movies where people run, jump, and defy gravity a lot) was seen joining them during one of these outings. So yeah, this could totally be a movie. Or a heist. Or both!
Now, before the Ana Cruise ship sets sail in your imagination, remember: Ana’s actually been romantically linked to Manuel Anido Cuesta, who just so happens to be the stepson of the Cuban president (because why date a barista when you can date literal Cuban royalty?). The two were last seen getting all lovey-dovey in Madrid back in December, holding hands like it was a Nicholas Sparks movie.
– No, they’re (probably) not dating.
– Yes, they’re flying helicopters together like it’s 2005 and they’re both in an action movie.
– Elvis and Salsa are the real stars.
– We’re intrigued, confused, and a little jealous.
Stay tuned, because whatever’s happening here, it’s got more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film.
