Spoiler alert: It’s giving “hot girl summer,” not wedding bells.
Okay SO. Tom “I-kissed-a-football-on-the-mouth” Brady and Sofia “Modern Family, Modern MILF” Vergara were spotted being suspiciously attractive near each other on a yacht (of course) in Europe, and the internet immediately lost all chill.
📸 One blurry photo of them sitting NEAR EACH OTHER at a billionaire boat bash and suddenly the rumor mill is grinding like it’s Coachella Weekend 1. People were like, “OMG, are they dating?? Is this TB12’s new MVP?? Did he deflate her… expectations?” 🙃
But WAIT — TMZ (a.k.a. Hollywood’s all-knowing gossip oracles) swooped in like, “Chill your hormones, Gen Z. These two are not cuffed.” According to an inside source (read: someone’s drunk assistant), Tom and Sofia are just “single, flirty, and Euro-tripping with a bunch of other bougie celebs.” Basically, it’s giving hot yacht summer with a side of Aperol spritz.
🛳️ The tea gets steamier though—Tom allegedly switched seats just to park himself next to Sofia. Strategic move? Coincidence? Or did she smell like heaven and Gisele-free freedom? No one knows.
The source said calling it a romance is “ridiculous,” which is code for: they might’ve made out behind a curtain, but don’t quote us unless it’s going viral.
So TL;DR:
They’re not dating.
They might be yacht-flirting.
It’s giving nothing but sexy vacation vibes and light seat rearrangement.
Stay tuned. If these two kiss in Capri, we’re dropping everything and booking a gondola.
#TomAndSofia #YachtNotCaught #ModernFlings 🛥️💋💸
