Tim Walz Says He’s “Grateful” For Taylor Swift Endorsing Kamala Harris

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Tim Walz, the Governor of Minnesota, is living every cat lover’s dream by reacting to Taylor Swift’s feline-fueled endorsement for the upcoming presidential election! Thatโ€™s right, Swifties, the moment weโ€™ve all been waiting for has arrived. The queen of cats, heartbreak anthems, and subtle shade, Taylor Swift, has officially thrown her metaphorical catnip behind Vice President Kamala Harris for president in 2024. And the internet is meowing!

Now, let me take you to the scene: itโ€™s Tuesday night, the air is thick with political tension, and the stage is set for the Harris-Trump showdown. But just as everyoneโ€™s biting their nails over debate performances, Taylor Swift drops a political bombshell bigger than the release of 1989 (Taylorโ€™s Version). She lets the world know sheโ€™s voting for Kamala Harris โ€“ and get this โ€“ she proudly signs her announcement as a โ€œChildless Cat Lady.โ€ Imagine the collective gasp from both political pundits and hardcore Swifties alike.

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Enter Tim Walz. The guy is on MSNBC like he just won a Grammy for Best Political Endorsement Reaction. โ€œI am incredibly grateful, first of all, to Taylor Swift. I say that also as a cat owner โ€” a fellow cat owner,โ€ Walz declared, possibly considering forming a new political party called โ€œThe Feline Caucus.โ€ As soon as he said “fellow cat owner,” the world knew: we had a cat-dad alliance on our hands.

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Then, things got serious. Walz channeled his inner poet and praised Taylorโ€™s endorsement like she just dropped the most fire political diss track. โ€œIt was eloquent, it was clear,โ€ he said, probably holding back the urge to throw in a subtle Fearless reference. โ€œAnd thatโ€™s the type of courage we need in America. Courage from women, cat lovers, and pop stars who are tired of keeping their personal lives, well, personal!โ€

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After dropping that truth bomb, Walz looked into the camera like he was speaking directly to the heart of the Swiftie Nation. โ€œThis will be the opportunity, Swifties โ€” KamalaHarris.com โ€” get on over there, give us a hand, get things going.โ€ Somewhere, a million Swifties simultaneously Googled how to donate to a political campaign while streaming The Eras Tour film trailer.

Taylor Swift, Tim Walz, cats, and democracy. Truly, a love story for the ages.

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