TikTok’s Weekend Save: Biden Passes the Ball, Trump Still Dancing

Buy Me A Coffee

Good news, TikTokers: your weekend lip-sync marathons and dance-offs are safe—for now. Turns out, Joe Biden’s administration isn’t pulling the plug on TikTok’s nationwide ban. Instead, they’re saying, “Not my circus, not my monkeys,” and leaving the whole drama for Trump’s team to untangle. Classic Monday problem, right?

So, here’s the scoop: A law passed last year declared that TikTok’s parent company, ByteDance, had until January 19, 2025, to sell the app to a non-Chinese company, or TikTok would face a ban so harsh even Gen Z’s best VPNs couldn’t save it. Initially, the ban sounded like one of those “delete the app, but you can keep using it if it’s already downloaded” deals. Then came whispers that TikTok might vanish entirely, leaving millions of teens mourning in front of darkened screens. A dystopia, if you will.

See also  Donald Trump Reveals He Won't Run For President Again If He Loses The 2024 Election

But instead of Biden’s team playing bad cop this Sunday, they’ve decided to pull a “UNO reverse.” “Why ruin the holiday weekend with mass hysteria?” a White House official basically said to NBC News (paraphrasing here). “Let’s leave it to the next crew.” You know, like not cleaning your dorm room before moving out.

And here’s where it gets juicy. Trump, known for his flair for showbiz and a knack for surprising moves, has already vowed to “save TikTok.” If he’s serious, TikTok might just dodge this bullet entirely. Picture him swooping in like a hero in an ‘80s movie montage, TikTok anthem blaring in the background.

See also  When Will the TikTok Ban Actually Go Viral? US Prepares for a National Crisis of Dance-Loss Syndrome

So, for now, the app survives. Keep on dancing, TikTokers—your favorite app isn’t canceled yet. But watch out: 2025 looms closer every day, and who knows what’s next? Maybe the app will end up in a government-sponsored dance-off.

TikTok’s Weekend Save: Biden Passes the Ball, Trump Still Dancing

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

‘Love Lies Bleeding’ Trailer Has Kristen Stewart Falling in Love With a Bodybuilder

The trailer for Kristen Stewart's latest blockbuster has crash-landed...

Shailene Woodley Spotted On A Date With A Mystery Man In NYC

In a shocking turn of events that has left...

Update on Live-Action ‘Naruto’

Brace yourself for the live-action extravaganza of Naruto –...

You Might Also Like

Meghan Markle Wants Nothing to Do With the Royal Family

Guess what? Meghan Markle is apparently living her best...

Camila Mendes Debuts Red Hair For Her New Movie ‘Masters Of The Universe’

Camila Mendes has officially entered her redhead era, and...

Taylor Swift’s Music May Be Removed From TikTok As of Today

It seems like Taylor Swift's tunes might be pulling...

Travis Kelce Appreciates Taylor Swift Supporting His Team

Guess what happened in the wild world of sports...

Sean Kingston And His Mom Arrested On Fraud And Theft Charges

Breaking news: Sean Kingston, the 34-year-old crooner behind the...

Jack Antonoff Says This Taylor Swift Song Made Him Feel “Punched in the Gut”

In a world where musical magic happens, Jack Antonoff...

Oprah Paid Apple TV+ Millions To Stop A Documentary About Her Life From Airing

Oprah is out here defying time, space, and Hollywood...

Sam Smith And Japanese Popstar Hikaru Utada Release Duet ‘Stay With Me’

Musical icons Sam Smith and Hikaru Utada are joining...