These Are The Exact Dates Taylor Swift Recorded Songs On ‘The Tortured Poets Department’

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Attention all Sherlock Swifties! Grab your magnifying glasses and put on your detective hats because we’ve got some serious sleuthing to do in the world of Taylor Swift’s recording dates! Move over, CSI, the Swifties have cracked the case wide open!

So, picture this: Taylor Swift, the queen of surprise drops, has been sneaking around Electric Lady Studios in NYC like a musical ninja. She’s been slyly recording songs for her enigmatic album, “The Tortured Poets Department.” Who knew? Well, apart from the Swifties who have their ears to the ground like it’s their job (which, let’s be honest, it practically is).

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Now, imagine being on the Eras Tour, bopping along to “Shake It Off” for the umpteenth time, not suspecting a thing. Meanwhile, Taylor’s in the studio, cooking up lyrical magic like a mad scientist with a penchant for pop melodies.

But fear not, dear Swifties, for our very own Watson, aka X user @bigsurlor, has donned the deerstalker cap and cracked the code! Using the highly sophisticated method of outfit matching (move over, FBI), they’ve unearthed the exact dates of Taylor’s secret recording sessions. It’s like the Da Vinci Code, but with more glitter and less conspiracy.

So, without further ado, let’s unveil the mysteries of Taylor’s recording schedule:

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“The Black Dog”: May 18, 2023 โ€“ Taylor’s probably there, belting out tunes while rocking some serious black-on-black chic.
“Florida!!!”: May 24, 2023 โ€“ Sunshine state vibes? Check. Taylor’s probably channeling all the beachy feels while laying down tracks.
“Fresh Out the Slammer”: May 31, 2023 โ€“ Did Taylor break out of musical jail? Or is this just a metaphor? Either way, she’s recording and slaying.
“Down Bad”: June 29, 2023 โ€“ Taylor’s hitting those emotional depths, and we’re here for it. Pass the tissues and the dance moves.
“Fortnight”: Early October 2023 โ€“ A fortnight of what, you ask? Probably a fortnight of Taylor blessing us with more musical gold.

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So there you have it, folks! Taylor Swift’s secret recording dates decoded, all thanks to the dedicated Swifties and their uncanny ability to spot a Taylor outfit from a mile away. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be analyzing her Instagram feed for any more cryptic clues.

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