Justin Baldoni has officially turned the legal system into a primetime drama. Yes, the It Ends With Usactor and director has launched a $250 million libel lawsuit against none other than The New York Times. Thatโs rightโBaldoniโs coming for the Gray Lady like she owes him rent.
Scene 1: The Spark That Lit the Fuse
It all started when Blake Lively, Baldoniโs It Ends With Us co-star, filed a legal complaint accusing him of sexual harassment and kicking off what she called a โsmear campaign.โ Now, in true Hollywood fashion, Baldoni wasnโt about to let this plot twist go unchallenged. Just a week laterโbecause no one rushes a dramatic entranceโhe hit back with his own lawsuit, claiming the Times went full creative-writing mode on his emails and texts. According to him, they โcherry-pickedโ and Frankensteined his communications into a story spicier than it had any right to be.
Scene 2: The Times Claps Back
Enter The New York Times, sipping its coffee and saying, โOh, you thought?โ A spokesperson for the paper, clearly not in the mood for a 2025 reboot of Suits, released a statement via Variety that can only be described as โprofessionally savage.โ
โThe role of an independent news organization is to follow the facts where they lead,โ the spokesperson said, possibly while polishing their Pulitzer. โOur story was meticulously and responsibly reported,โ they continued, casually dropping the word โmeticulouslyโ like itโs the intellectual version of a mic drop. And for those keeping score, they also reminded everyone that their receipts include thousands of pages of texts and emails, all quoted with the precision of a reality TV reunion host.
Scene 3: The Plot Thickens
The spokesperson wasnโt done. Oh no. They doubled down, pointing out that neither Baldoni, his studio, nor anyone else named in the article had flagged even a single error in the reporting. Translation? โIf youโve got something to say, say it. Otherwise, weโre going back to work.โ To wrap it up, they declared their intention to โvigorously defend against the lawsuit,โ which sounds like code for, โSee you in court, and donโt forget your lawyerโs number.โ
Scene 4: Blake Enters the Chat
Because this saga wasnโt dramatic enough, Blake Lively, always the queen of well-timed entrances, decided to formally file her own lawsuit against Baldoni on the same day he sued the Times. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, weโre now in the lawsuit-ception phase of this mess. Is this an actual legal battle or a live-action adaptation of The Real Litigants of Hollywood?
The Credits Rollโฆ For Now
As the drama unfolds, one thing is clear: This legal showdown is shaping up to be the Hollywood crossover event of the year. Will Baldoniโs $250 million lawsuit win him the role of courtroom victor, or will the Times remind him why you donโt mess with the press? Stay tunedโthis story is far from over, and weโre all just here for the popcorn.