Stop everything, witches! The Kardashian-Jenner coven just conjured up a Wicked exclusive viewing party, and honestly, it sounds like the most over-the-top pajama party since North West discovered TikTok. Imagine: Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo rolling up to Kim Kardashianโs house with an early screening of Wickedโbecause why wait until November 22 like the rest of us peasants?
A Kardashian Screening, But Make It Extra
On the guest list? Oh, just your typical Tuesday night: Kim, Kourtney, Khloรฉ, Kylie, and Kris. Also, every child in Calabasas under the age of 12โincluding the usual suspects: North West (TikTok mogul), Penelope Disick (future CEO), Stormi Webster (billionaire in training), and True Thompson (queen of sass). And if you thought Ariana rolled up solo, think againโshe brought her brother-in-law Hale, because nothing says โfamily bondingโ like belting out Defying Gravity in a strangerโs mansion.
Kimโs Review: A Cinematic Emotional Rollercoasterโข
After emerging from what we assume was a sea of designer pajamas and rhinestone-studded popcorn buckets, Kim Kardashian gushed:
> โWe laughed, we cried (like, a LOT), and we loved it so much! Thank you, Ariana and Cynthia, for watching Wicked with us tonight. The most magical pajama party.โ
Look, if the Kardashians are ugly crying over a movie, you know itโs either a cinematic masterpieceโor someone ran out of gluten-free snacks. Either way, itโs iconic.
The Dรฉcor: Wicked, But Make It Kardashian
Kim didnโt just stop at screening the movieโoh no, the house was transformed into a Wicked wonderland. Weโre talking life-sized Elphaba cutouts, emerald-green everything, and enough Wicked merch to keep every child present in Gucci pajamas and branded wizard hats for the next decade. The kids probably left with plush Glindas, broomsticks, and, knowing the Kardashians, limited-edition spell books.
While the rest of us will be lining up at theaters on November 22, the Kardashian-Jenners have already laughed, cried, and sung along to Wickedโin custom silk pajamas, no less. And if that doesnโt scream โmost magical night ever,โ we donโt know what does.
Somewhere, Glinda is smilingโand Elphaba is definitely side-eyeing this whole ordeal.