Stop everything, witches! The Kardashian-Jenner coven just conjured up a Wicked exclusive viewing party, and honestly, it sounds like the most over-the-top pajama party since North West discovered TikTok. Imagine: Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo rolling up to Kim Kardashianβs house with an early screening of Wickedβbecause why wait until November 22 like the rest of us peasants?
A Kardashian Screening, But Make It Extra
On the guest list? Oh, just your typical Tuesday night: Kim, Kourtney, KhloΓ©, Kylie, and Kris. Also, every child in Calabasas under the age of 12βincluding the usual suspects: North West (TikTok mogul), Penelope Disick (future CEO), Stormi Webster (billionaire in training), and True Thompson (queen of sass). And if you thought Ariana rolled up solo, think againβshe brought her brother-in-law Hale, because nothing says βfamily bondingβ like belting out Defying Gravity in a strangerβs mansion.
Kimβs Review: A Cinematic Emotional Rollercoasterβ’
After emerging from what we assume was a sea of designer pajamas and rhinestone-studded popcorn buckets, Kim Kardashian gushed:
> βWe laughed, we cried (like, a LOT), and we loved it so much! Thank you, Ariana and Cynthia, for watching Wicked with us tonight. The most magical pajama party.β
Look, if the Kardashians are ugly crying over a movie, you know itβs either a cinematic masterpieceβor someone ran out of gluten-free snacks. Either way, itβs iconic.
The DΓ©cor: Wicked, But Make It Kardashian
Kim didnβt just stop at screening the movieβoh no, the house was transformed into a Wicked wonderland. Weβre talking life-sized Elphaba cutouts, emerald-green everything, and enough Wicked merch to keep every child present in Gucci pajamas and branded wizard hats for the next decade. The kids probably left with plush Glindas, broomsticks, and, knowing the Kardashians, limited-edition spell books.
While the rest of us will be lining up at theaters on November 22, the Kardashian-Jenners have already laughed, cried, and sung along to Wickedβin custom silk pajamas, no less. And if that doesnβt scream βmost magical night ever,β we donβt know what does.
Somewhere, Glinda is smilingβand Elphaba is definitely side-eyeing this whole ordeal.