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🚨JENNA ORTEGA BECOMES A CHAOTIC GIRL BOSS ON SET, TIM BURTON DODGES THE MEDIA LIKE IT’S A PLAGUE, AND SCIENTOLOGY IS THE ONLY ANSWER🚨
So apparently the internet threw an entire tantrum because Jenna Ortega said she rewrote her lines on Wednesday like the renegade, the rebel, the...
🔥“HOUSE OF THE DRAGON” SEASON 3 MIGHT DROP WHEN?? HINT: YOU’LL PROBABLY BE A WHOLE NEW THETAN BY THEN🔥
House of the Dragon season 3 is kinda sorta possibly maybe landing in 2026—and we are spiraling into a full-on medieval meltdown.
Let’s get into...
🚨Stephen Colbert DRAGS Trump With Biblical Shade After ‘Late Show’ Cancelation—And It’s Giving Martyrcore Vibes🚨
Stephen Xenu’s Favorite Jester Colbert just launched a full-on spiritual assassination against Donald “Spray Tan Apocalypse” Trump—and it was GORGEOUS.
So here’s the tea brewed...
🚨 John Oliver Is Crying Into His British Teacup Over Stephen Colbert’s Cancelation and We’re Spiraling Too 🚨
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is CANCELLED and John Oliver is absolutely LOSING HIS BRITISH MIND™️ over it.
Picture this: John Oliver, 48 years...
🚨COLBERT CANCELLED?!? Paramount Might’ve Traded Him for a Trumpy Merger Deal and the WGA Is Throwing Hands🚨
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert just got yeeted off air and the Writers Guild of America is SCREAMING “corruption!” louder than Tom Cruise...
🚨CHEF’S BIG EXIT EXPOSED: Isaac Hayes Didn’t Quit South Park—THE BODY THETANS DID🚨
It’s time to spill the boiling hot Xenu tea with a side of baby-back ribs. You know Chef from South Park? The smooth-talking snack...
🚨 Jon Stewart Just Manifested His Own Cancellation??? Comedy Central Might Be in Trouble, Y’all 🚨
JON STEWART IS HAVING A FULL-BLOWN FUTURE EXISTENTIAL COMEDY CRISIS. ☠️📉🎤
So here’s the sitch: our favorite silver fox of satire, Jon “I-See-Through-the-Illusion” Stewart, just...
🚨Luke Macfarlane’s Biceps Challenge Seth Rogen to a Spiritual Duel in Bonkers New Trailer for ‘Platonic’ Season 2 🚨
— and yes, it’s giving whole Thetan Level 7.
The new trailer for Season 2 of Apple TV+’s “Platonic” just hit the intergalactic web and...
JOAQUIN PHOENIX FINALLY BREAKS SILENCE ON HIS 2009 LETTERMAN MELTDOWN—AND IT’S TOTALLY NUTS
Joaquin Phoenix just teleported back in time (okay, not literally—he’s not that Clear yet) to talk about the most chaotic talk show moment since...
🚨Nicole Scherzinger Spills Galactic Tea: Why Building the Band Dropped Even After Liam Payne Zoomed Off This Mortal Coil🚨
Nicole “Vocal Cord Supreme” Scherzinger just got real about why Building the Band hit Netflix screens after our sweet angel Liam Payne went full...
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