Taylor Swift’s ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ Spends Another Week At Number One

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Prepare for some serious Swiftitude! Taylor Swift’s domination of the music world is reaching levels that even the most ambitious dictator would envy!

Picture this: the Tortured Poets Department is not just casually hanging out at the top of the Billboard 200; they’ve set up camp there, complete with a miniature replica of the Statue of Liberty made entirely out of Grammy trophies.

And get this: they’ve been there for four straight weeks! That’s right, four weeks of Taylor Swift ruling over the charts like a benevolent overlord of pop music.

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How did they do it, you ask? Well, apparently, they managed to rack up a whopping 260,000 equivalent album units in just one week. To put that into perspective, that’s enough album units to build a fortress made entirely out of CDs and still have leftovers for a makeshift moat.

And if you thought that was impressive, hold onto your monocles, because this album is not just breaking records; it’s shattering them into a million tiny pieces and using them as confetti at Taylor’s next birthday party.

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Apparently, this is the first album since Travis Scott’s mythical “Utopia” to spend its first four weeks at No. 1. And let’s be real here: if Travis Scott’s “Utopia” is anything like its name suggests, then Taylor Swift’s reign must feel like a never-ending carnival of joy and glitter.

But wait, there’s more! Not only is Taylor Swift demolishing the charts with the force of a thousand glitter bombs, but she’s also racking up some serious stats along the way. This is her 73rd week at No. 1 on the Billboard 200. That’s right, 73 weeks! That’s longer than most relationships in Hollywood.

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So, let’s raise a glass (or a glitter-filled champagne flute) to Taylor Swift, the undisputed queen of pop, the ruler of the charts, and the reigning champion of our hearts. Long may she reign, and may her empire of catchy hooks and relatable lyrics continue to expand until it engulfs the entire galaxy.

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