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🚨 ELON MUSK GETS DRAGGED IN NEW AI MOVIE?? ANDREW GARFIELD IS INVOLVED?? MY THETANS ARE SCREAMING 🚨

Okay okay okay… grab your E-Meter and brace yourself because this next story is giving tone level 40 with a side of popcorn and...

🚨 ELON VS THE FEDS: Musk LOSES IT Over Epstein Memo & Mentions TRUMP?! 🍿🤯 #FinalStraw #ConspiracyCarnival #WhatIsHappening

We’ve officially entered Season 34 of The Elon Musk Multiverse Saga™ and this episode features FBI tea, Epstein plot twists, Trump drama, and a...

🚨 ELON MUSK JUST INVENTED A WHOLE NEW POLITICAL PARTY WHILE FEUDING WITH TRUMP LIKE IT’S AN EPISODE OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MARS 🚨

Elon Musk, the man who gave us Teslas, Twitter meltdowns, and the literal ability to tweet from space... has officially founded his own political...

🚨Elon Musk Has Regrets?! Internet Daddy Walks Back Trump Tweets, Blames Thumbs, Chaos Ensues🚨

Okay so guess what, babes? Elon Musk—the Tesla king, Twitter/X overlord, and part-time space pirate—just kinda oopsied his way into a presidential feud and...

Elon Musk Responds to Drug Rumors With the Energy of a Caffeinated Ferret in Space

Elon Musk just launched himself into a new galaxy of internet clapbacks—and this time, it’s all about drugs, denial, and…Donald Trump? Yes. Welcome to...

Elon Musk Sells X to Himself for $33 Billion, Because Why Not?

Elon Musk just pulled off the most elaborate game of Monopoly ever—he sold X (formerly Twitter, formerly kinda fun) to…himself. Yes, you read...

Ayo Edebiri Roasts Elon Musk: Calls Him a ‘Fascist,’ ‘Idiot,’ and the King of Fake News

Ayo Edebiri just took Elon Musk to the metaphorical woodshed, and honestly? It’s a well-deserved roasting. The Bear star, 29, recently revisited one...

Jon Stewart Agrees to Elon Musk’s Interview Demands, Braces for Potential SpaceX Launch of Awkwardness

Jon Stewart just did something unexpected—he accepted Elon Musk’s very specific and very Elon-like terms for an interview on The Daily Show. Yes, we...

Elon Musk Summoned to Court in Custody Battle Over 13th Child—Right After Welcoming Baby No. 14!

Elon Musk, the man who seemingly treats fatherhood like a high-stakes game of Pokémon (“Gotta catch ’em all!”), has been ordered to appear in...

Elon Musk Adds Baby #14 to His Ever-Expanding Tech Empire—Err, Family

Elon Musk is officially running out of name ideas. On Friday (February 28), Shivon Zilis dropped the news that she and the 54-year-old...

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