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🚨Elon Musk Has Regrets?! Internet Daddy Walks Back Trump Tweets, Blames Thumbs, Chaos Ensues🚨

Okay so guess what, babes? Elon Musk—the Tesla king, Twitter/X overlord, and part-time space pirate—just kinda oopsied his way into a presidential feud and...

Elon Musk Responds to Drug Rumors With the Energy of a Caffeinated Ferret in Space

Elon Musk just launched himself into a new galaxy of internet clapbacks—and this time, it’s all about drugs, denial, and…Donald Trump? Yes. Welcome to...

Elon Musk Sells X to Himself for $33 Billion, Because Why Not?

Elon Musk just pulled off the most elaborate game of Monopoly ever—he sold X (formerly Twitter, formerly kinda fun) to…himself. Yes, you read...

Ayo Edebiri Roasts Elon Musk: Calls Him a ‘Fascist,’ ‘Idiot,’ and the King of Fake News

Ayo Edebiri just took Elon Musk to the metaphorical woodshed, and honestly? It’s a well-deserved roasting. The Bear star, 29, recently revisited one...

Jon Stewart Agrees to Elon Musk’s Interview Demands, Braces for Potential SpaceX Launch of Awkwardness

Jon Stewart just did something unexpected—he accepted Elon Musk’s very specific and very Elon-like terms for an interview on The Daily Show. Yes, we...

Elon Musk Summoned to Court in Custody Battle Over 13th Child—Right After Welcoming Baby No. 14!

Elon Musk, the man who seemingly treats fatherhood like a high-stakes game of Pokémon (“Gotta catch ’em all!”), has been ordered to appear in...

Elon Musk Adds Baby #14 to His Ever-Expanding Tech Empire—Err, Family

Elon Musk is officially running out of name ideas. On Friday (February 28), Shivon Zilis dropped the news that she and the 54-year-old...

Grimes to Elon Musk: “Bro, Maybe Consult Me Before Taking Our Child to the White House?”

Grimes is having one of those "Wait, what?!" moments after discovering—through the fine journalistic institution known as the internet—that her 4-year-old son, X Æ...

Elon Musk’s Baby Mama Drama: The Sequel!

Billionaire, space cowboy, and part-time Twitter troll Elon Musk is back in the headlines—but this time, it’s not about Mars, memes, or AI. Nope,...

Grimes Reacts to Elon Musk Bringing Their Son X Æ A-12 to the White House: “Sigh”

Elon Musk is out here treating the White House like a Bring-Your-Kid-to-Work Day—except the “work” involves political hobnobbing, and the kid in question is...

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