Stephen Colbertâyes, the silver-haired zaddy of political gigglesâis back in the spotlight even though The Late Show just got beamed into the cancellation volcano like it’s Xenuâs old diary.
But WAITâdonât throw your remote at the wall yetâbecause Papa Colbertâs not done with us. According to the intergalactic scrolls of Vulture (or whatever), the 61-year-old giggle priest is now officially joining Season 3 of Elsbeth on CBS. YES, CBS. The same network that just gave his old show a farewell hug and a cold glass of âweâre moving in a new direction.â
In Elsbeth, Colbertâs leveling up to play Scotty Bristol, the host of a fictional late night talk show called Way Late with Scotty Bristol. (Me after scrolling TikTok until 4am with no regrets.)
Hereâs the gagâhe was already FILMING THIS LAST WEEK. Meaning: this wasnât some desperation pivot like âomg I lost my job, someone hire me to host a podcast about haunted cheese.â Nah. This was pre-cancelation. Man was already playing 4D chess in his Thetan Level V mind palace.
And it gets even juicier. Earlier this year, Colbert had Elsbeth king Wendell Pierce on The Late Show and LITERALLY asked him, âHey can you get me on your show?â and Wendell was like âlol sure,â and BOOMânow heâs booked, busy, and probably rubbing this moment into the face of every Hollywood intern who ghosted his emails.
So letâs review:
- Late Show? Cancelled.
- Colbert? Ascending to Operating Thetan VII on CBS.
- CBS? Still confused.
- Us? Obsessed.
- Xenu? Watching đ
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âď¸đŤ Auditioning for a new post-Thetan career path like: âHi Iâm available for fictional talk shows and interdimensional crime dramas.â