GOSSIP BLAST ALERT 🚨 The Upper East Side is SHAKING in its Louboutins because Serena van der Woodsen (aka Blake Lively aka the human embodiment of golden hour) just teamed up with her iconic ride-or-die maid/bestie/confidante Dorota (aka Zuzanna Szadkowski aka the real MVP of Gossip Girl)—and not for a reboot… but for BOOZY TEA. Yes, you read that right. TEA. WITH. VODKA. 🍹💋
In the most chaotic crossover since Subway tried to make pizza, Blake and Zuzanna reunited for a Betty Booze commercial called “Sharing Good Tea”—except this time the tea isn’t about who Chuck Bass is kissing, it’s about what’s getting them tipsy in the park. And spoiler alert: it’s vodka-infused iced tea that probably tastes like summer vacation, bad decisions, and rich girl problems.
They’re sitting on a park bench, being absolute gossip legends, sipping on Vodka Iced Teas like two scandalous queens who just survived another season of backstabbing brunches. Betty Booze even dropped a line so sassy it deserves its own spinoff:
“SPOTTED: B & Z sipping some VIT. They do say the best tea is kept between friends, but this one? It’s available nationwide.”
Dead. We’re dead. Gossip Girl himself couldn’t have scripted it better.
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET JUICIER—Blake’s legal team also just snatched a win against her It Ends With Us co-star/director Justin Baldoni. We don’t know what went down in that courtroom, but let’s just say Blair Waldorf would be proud. 🎯⚖️👠
So go watch the ad, grab a can of Betty Booze, and remember:
You are the main character, and the tea is spiked.
#BettyBooze #GossipGirlReunion #DorotaDeservedAnEmmy #VodkaTeaIsMyPersonalityNow 🍸💅🫖
