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Breaking News: Taylor Swift’s Music Might Be the Ultimate LGBTQ+ Treasure Map!

In a recent masterpiece of investigative journalism, Anna Marks from The New York Times has unleashed the Pandora’s box of Taylor Swift’s sexualityβ€”or so she thinks.

Marks, equipped with a magnifying glass and a detective hat, has scoured Taylor’s lyrics for hidden LGBTQ+ gems. The article argues that Taylor has been playing an intense game of “Guess My Queerness,” leaving fans to decipher her musical Morse code.

But there’s a twist! Our dear Taylor, Grammy-winning maestro, has never explicitly spilled the rainbow tea about her own orientation. Instead, she’s been the MVP ally, cheerleading for the LGBTQ+ community like she’s the captain of the allyship squad.

In response to this musical Scooby-Doo mystery, a highly confidential source close to Taylor spilled the beans. This undercover insider, who we’ll call Agent Swift-N-Sneaky, labeled the whole article as “invasive” and “inappropriate.” Talk about unmasking the truth!

In an exclusive chat with CNN, Agent Swift-N-Sneaky shared, “Because of her massive success, in this moment there is a Taylor-shaped hole in people’s ethics. This article wouldn’t have been allowed to be written about Shawn Mendes or any male artist whose sexuality has been questioned by fans.”

Clearly, Taylor is stuck in a ‘No Boundaries Allowed’ zone when it comes to journalism. According to our secret agent, some journalists would write about Taylor even if she released a song about her love for intergalactic aliens – all in the name of an ‘opinion piece’ under the sacred umbrella of freedom of expression.

Taylor Swift: the unsolved enigma, the ally extraordinaire, and the subject of speculative articles that make you question your own detective skills. Can we get a round of applause for the journalistic acrobatics and the clandestine world of Taylor’s potential queerness? Stay tuned for the next episode of “Swift Secrets Unveiled!”

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