Pop your confetti cannons, because Slayyyter is in full celebration mode! 🎉 The queen of DIY pop is back, slinging a brand new 2024 single, “No Comma,” and let me tell you, it’s a banger so fierce it could wake the dead. She dropped it like it’s hot on Friday, September 20, right after gifting us a deluxe 5-year anniversary edition of her debut mixtape. Because, apparently, 5 years is the perfect amount of time to remind the world you’re a certified pop icon.
So, how did this masterpiece come about? Well, according to Slayyyter, it all started during a writing trip to Miami. Sounds like a tough gig, right? “I made this song with my buddy Marvy,” she says, probably sipping on something tropical and looking fabulous. She wanted a sound that screams vintage Slayyyter, but with a sprinkle of 2024 spice. She teased it online like a pop music goddess dangling a golden carrot, but held off on releasing it until the timing was as perfect as her eyeliner. Why? Because anniversaries. And Slayyyter knows how to work one.
“Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna / Drink that holy water / That b*tch is my daughter / Full stop, no comma,” she boldly declares, and I think we all just got served. This anthem hits harder than your morning coffee, and that’s saying something.
Now, if you’re thinking, “Hey, didn’t I hear this song before?” You’re not hallucinating (probably). Slayyyter first debuted “No Comma” way back in 2023 during her international headline tour, Club Valentine. But like the pop royalty she is, she saved the full official release for a moment where it would make the most dramatic impact—because subtlety is overrated.
Also, let’s not sleep on the mixtape anniversary vinyl. Not only has she expanded the track list (hello, 2018’s “Hello Kitty,” we’ve missed you), but she’s also throwing in some Y2K-inspired tabloid sleeve art that screams, “Yes, I’m that girl.” And if you’re thinking, “How do I make my wardrobe 100% more Slayyyter?” Well, there’s a special-edition pink shirt involved, so, you know what to do. (Click. That. Link. Obviously.)
Next up? She’ll be gracing the stage at the Greek Theatre in L.A., opening for Fletcher—because the Slayyyter supremacy doesn’t stop. Oh, and just in case she wasn’t busy enough, she’s also headlining at the Phoenix Pride Festival. Prepare yourselves, Arizona, because it’s about to get lit.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to shake it, no comma. 💅
