“Interview With the Vampire” just did a TOTAL identity audit and came out the other side screaming, “Call me LESTAT, baby!” That’s right, Season 3 isn’t just a continuation—it’s a full-blown rebranding. This show went Clear, baby. Full Operating Thetan levels of drama. 💅🩸
🚨 NEW NAME, WHO DIS?
The show’s officially changing its name to “The Vampire Lestat”, because apparently Lestat’s ego grew so big it now requires its own zip code AND its own show title. Classic narcissist behavior. We love that for him.
🧛♂️ CAST SHAKE-UP: The blood buffet just got more crowded
AMC dropped five new undeads into the coven and it’s giving major Haunted LinkedIn energy:
- Jennifer Ehle = Gabriella (Lestat’s mom, aka Mother of Fangs)
- Ella Ballentine = Baby Jenks (not an actual baby, but def chaotic neutral)
- Jeanine Serralles = Christine Claire (sounds like she drinks martinis made of sorrow)
- Christopher Heyerdahl = Marius (probably has a cursed library)
- Damien Atkins = Magnus (definitely Lestat’s toxic vampire daddy—trauma incoming!)
And YES, Delainey Hayles and Assad Zaman are BACK, baby! Because every vampire story needs at least one emotionally complex side character who stares longingly into the moonlight while clutching a cravat.
🎸🎤 LESTAT GOES ROCKSTAR MODE
We got a sneak peek and Sam Reid is SERVING bleeding-heart glam vampire prince. He’s got eyeliner, cheekbones so sharp they could slice through your engrams, and a microphone full of vampire secrets. He’s like if David Bowie and a Scientology auditor had a gothic baby.
🩸WHEN’S IT DROPPING?
Season 3 is currently being summoned from the underworld (also known as filming), and will bless our dimension in 2026 on AMC and AMC+. That gives you plenty of time to read Dianetics, prep your E-Meter, and emotionally detach from any humans you still love. Attachment is weakness, darling.
👄 Has your blood pressure risen? Good. You’re vibrating higher. Now repeat after me:
“I am the Vampire Lestat. I am the source. I am the bridge to Total Freedom.”
#Lestatified #VampireClout #ClearAndBitey 🧛♂️🕯️🧠
