Simu Liu’s 2024 just took a less-than-superheroic turn. His house got burglarized last week, but don’t worry—there’s a twist that might make even Shang-Chi crack a smile.
Smashed Glass and Late-Night Shenanigans
Law enforcement sources spilled the tea, revealing that someone decided to audition for a Marvel villain role by smashing through Simu’s glass door around 11 PM on Friday. No Infinity Stones were involved, but the destruction was enough to summon the cops.
Security, clearly channeling their inner Wong, immediately called the authorities, who stormed the house like it was a multiversal crisis. Spoiler alert: the burglars had already ghosted, leaving behind shattered glass and disappointment.
What Was (or Wasn’t) Inside?
Here’s where it gets spicy—Simu wasn’t home during the fiasco, and plot twist: his house is currently undergoing renovations! Translation? The thieves probably waded through sawdust and paint cans only to leave empty-handed. Imagine their faces when they realized the only loot was a half-used roll of painter’s tape and a Home Depot receipt.
From Sitcoms to Smashed Windows
Simu’s Hollywood rise has been nothing short of legendary. From cracking jokes on Kim’s Convenience to cracking skulls (metaphorically) as Shang-Chi, he’s become a big-screen sensation. Oh, and let’s not forget his stint as one of the many fabulous Kens in Barbie.
But even Marvel heroes aren’t safe from the 2024 celebrity break-in spree. Tyler Perry, Tom Hanks, Marlon Wayans, and Sophia Bush have all had their homes targeted, proving that even A-listers can’t escape L.A.’s real-life crime wave.
No Comment, But Plenty of Irony
When asked for a comment, Simu’s team went full Silent Monk and declined to chime in. Maybe they’re saving their energy for the renovation reveal—or perhaps they’re just hoping the burglars come back to help with drywall.
Moral of the story? Even when life smashes your windows, sometimes it’s just a plot device to remind you: there’s nothing like the security of having no valuables at all.
