SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS

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The Jurassic World: Rebirth press tour just stomped into London harder than a T-Rex on TikTok. And baby, it brought A-Listers, arm candy, and enough hand-holding to make your ex jealous.

On the cobblestone catwalk of London-town, Scarlett “I’ve-Fought-Aliens-And-Robots” Johansson and Jonathan “I-Wear-Sunscreen-And-Hold-ScarJo’s-Hand” Bailey gave the paparazzi a free rom-com teaser by holding hands like two genetically engineered cutie-pies ready to unleash prehistoric chaos and a skincare line collab.

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Yep. You read that right. He uses her skincare. Jurassic who? This is now a soft launch for dewy skin and emotionally available men.

Also stomping through the promo event like fashion-forward velociraptors were Mahershala Ali (aka your favorite Marvel vampire-in-the-making), Rupert Friend (giving “daddy with secrets” energy), and director Gareth Edwards, who looked like he just solved time travel and also made a movie about it.

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As for the movie itself? Strap in, because it’s giving:
🌴 Tropical apocalypse vibes.
🦖 Dinosaurs living their best secluded influencer lives.
💊 A miracle drug from dino DNA that might cure everything except your situationship trauma.
🎬 Release date: July 2, 2025 aka the day we risk it all for a Jurassic glow-up.

Scarlett wore Schiaparelli, obviously, because even when she’s surrounded by fictional reptiles, she’s serving haute couture extinction-level elegance.

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Also yes, there’s a trailer. It has roars, science, danger, probably a slow-motion running scene, and maybe a dino with an earring.

Go watch it. But more importantly, start holding hands with your crush in public. It’s Jurassic World marketing strategy now.

#HandHoldingHype
#JurassicGlowUp
#ScarJoAndSunscreenBailey

SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS
SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS
SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS
SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS

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