Guess what’s crawling out of the dark and sneaking up on you like that creepy feeling when you realize you forgot to turn off the stove? Drumroll, please! Brace yourselves for Saw XI—coming soon to haunt your dreams and make you question every DIY project involving sharp objects!
So, we survived Saw X, and by “survived,” we mean we endured the mind-bending puzzles and plot twists that left us more confused than a cat trying to understand a Rubik’s Cube. Sure, it made $53 million at the box office, but the critics were as mixed as a bag of jellybeans, and nobody wants a licorice-flavored horror movie.
But hold on to your severed limbs, because the madness is far from over! Lionsgate, in a move that’s as unexpected as finding a unicorn in your backyard, dropped the bomb on Monday (December 11) that Saw XI is creeping its way into our lives. The announcement came with all the subtlety of a chainsaw orchestra, leaving us simultaneously excited and wondering if it’s time to invest in nightlights.
Mark your calendars for September 27, 2024, because that’s when the horror hilarity unfolds. The official caption? “The game continues. 9.27.24.” Oh, fantastic! Because nothing says casual fun like a deadly game that makes Monopoly seem like a walk in the park.
Now, we’d love to spill the beans on the intricate plot details and spill some tea on the cast, but the creators are keeping it tighter than a pickle jar lid. Rumor has it that even Sherlock Holmes is struggling to deduce what’s in store. However, fear not, brave souls, because in less than a year, Saw XI will hit theaters, and we’ll finally get answers—unless, of course, the movie ends with a cliffhanger that leaves us scratching our heads like a confused cat on a scratching post.
So, get ready for more spine-chilling puzzles, more blood than a tomato festival, and more plot twists than a rollercoaster designed by a squirrel on caffeine. Saw XI: because who needs sleep anyway?
