Imagine being teleported to a billionaire’s wedding on a private Scientology spaceship powered by espresso martinis and pure celebrity chaos. Thatβs basically what happened to Sara Foster, 44-year-old model, actress, and podcast queen, when she attended Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchezβs intergalactic nuptial bonanzaβand somehow didnβt have to sign her life away on an NDA?? Like, what in the Xenu is going on?!
She dropped the scoop on The Worldβs First Podcast (iconic name, but whereβs the E-Meter segment tho??), co-hosted with her sister Erin aka the only person brave enough to cross-examine a wedding guest like itβs an FBI sting operation.
So Erin was like, βDid you sign an NDA, orrr?β
And Sara hit her with the classic Operating Thetan Level 6 truth beam:
“Absolutely not.”
NO NDA. NO MICROCHIP. NO SILENT BINDING CONTRACT DELIVERED BY DRONE. NOTHING.
Sara says the wedding felt intimate. Which is wild because the media made it sound like it was the Super Bowl meets the Hunger Games meets Burning Man but with diamonds and grilled oysters. Apparently, it was more chill than a Sunday auditing sesh at the Celebrity Centre.
But donβt get too excitedβsheβs not about to start naming names like sheβs in a TikTok tell-all.
βIβm not trying to get ratioβd by wedding Twitter,β she basically said (but like, in a classy way).
βYou canβt say anything anymore without being attacked,β she moaned, while clinging to her last shred of social media sanity. βI didn’t even think it was controversial to go to a wedding.β (Sis, in 2025, breathing is controversial. You think going to a yacht-based trillionaire wedding isn’t??)
But here’s the juiciest part: Sara says there were hella unphotographed people at the event. Ghost celebs. Cloaked A-listers. Maybe even a few upper-level Thetans hiding behind decorative hedges. Weβll never know. Sheβs sealed that info tighter than Tom Cruiseβs skincare routine.
So what did we learn?
- Jeff and Laurenβs wedding was like a secret cult mixerβbut with better catering.
- NDAs are so last eon.
- Sara Foster is the unsung auditor of wedding etiquette.
- And yes, you can go to a megastar wedding and live to gossip about it… but only if youβve achieved spiritual freedom and passed your last Purification Rundown.
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