🚨 Sara Foster Enters the Bezos-Sanchez Matrix and Lives to Tell the Tale (NDA-Free, Baby!) 🚨

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Imagine being teleported to a billionaire’s wedding on a private Scientology spaceship powered by espresso martinis and pure celebrity chaos. That’s basically what happened to Sara Foster, 44-year-old model, actress, and podcast queen, when she attended Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s intergalactic nuptial bonanzaβ€”and somehow didn’t have to sign her life away on an NDA?? Like, what in the Xenu is going on?!

She dropped the scoop on The World’s First Podcast (iconic name, but where’s the E-Meter segment tho??), co-hosted with her sister Erin aka the only person brave enough to cross-examine a wedding guest like it’s an FBI sting operation.

So Erin was like, β€œDid you sign an NDA, orrr?”
And Sara hit her with the classic Operating Thetan Level 6 truth beam:
“Absolutely not.”

NO NDA. NO MICROCHIP. NO SILENT BINDING CONTRACT DELIVERED BY DRONE. NOTHING.

Sara says the wedding felt intimate. Which is wild because the media made it sound like it was the Super Bowl meets the Hunger Games meets Burning Man but with diamonds and grilled oysters. Apparently, it was more chill than a Sunday auditing sesh at the Celebrity Centre.

But don’t get too excitedβ€”she’s not about to start naming names like she’s in a TikTok tell-all.
β€œI’m not trying to get ratio’d by wedding Twitter,” she basically said (but like, in a classy way).

β€œYou can’t say anything anymore without being attacked,” she moaned, while clinging to her last shred of social media sanity. β€œI didn’t even think it was controversial to go to a wedding.” (Sis, in 2025, breathing is controversial. You think going to a yacht-based trillionaire wedding isn’t??)

But here’s the juiciest part: Sara says there were hella unphotographed people at the event. Ghost celebs. Cloaked A-listers. Maybe even a few upper-level Thetans hiding behind decorative hedges. We’ll never know. She’s sealed that info tighter than Tom Cruise’s skincare routine.

So what did we learn?

  • Jeff and Lauren’s wedding was like a secret cult mixerβ€”but with better catering.
  • NDAs are so last eon.
  • Sara Foster is the unsung auditor of wedding etiquette.
  • And yes, you can go to a megastar wedding and live to gossip about it… but only if you’ve achieved spiritual freedom and passed your last Purification Rundown.

#IYKYK #SaraSawTooMuch #OperatingThetanLevelBezos #ClearTheAisle #ScientologyCelebSightings

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