Plot twist: Deadpool’s got jokes, lawsuits, and possibly Taylor Swift’s texts?
Ryan “Certified Chaos King” Reynolds just pulled up to Cannes Lions 2025 lookin’ like he’s on vacation and trial simultaneously. While hyping his hot soccer club Wrexham AFC at a bougie Sport Beach panel (we’re still not over the name), Ryan decided to deliver a comedic serve about the legal firestorm currently roasting him and Blake Lively’s group chat life.
So, here’s what went down: he was about to throw a water bottle into the crowd (hydrate or litigate, bestie), but instead he said, “I’m not throwing this. I’ve been around lawyers. You can walk up here and grab it.”
LMAOOOO. Ryan really said “catch these hands but not this lawsuit.”
Why the legal shade? Oh, just a little drama involving It Ends With Us, Blake, Justin Baldoni, and—wait for it—TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT. A judge just ruled that Justin’s legal team can peek inside Blake’s texts with Tay, even though Blake was like, “Um, your honor? No ❤️.” So yeah, we might be on the verge of a full-on Swiftie Subpoena Showdown.
TL;DR: Ryan’s cracking jokes, Blake’s defending her texts like they’re national secrets, and somewhere Justin Baldoni is sipping tea and reading legal docs like it’s a YA novel.
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