Royal Experts Speculate On Kate Middleton’s Extended Absence

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Oh, grab your tiaras and brace yourselves! It’s time to dive into the royal rollercoaster ride that is Princess Catherine’s disappearing act! Picture this: one minute she’s waving from a balcony, the next she’s vanished like a magic trick gone wrong. What’s the scoop on Kate Middleton’s secret hide-and-seek champion training? Let’s dish!

So, rumor has it Princess Catherine went under the royal knife back in January. But since then, she’s been as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster on vacation. Seriously, sightings are rarer than a unicorn in downtown London!

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But fear not, loyal subjects, because Palace insiders are spilling the Earl Grey on the situation. According to one source, it’s been “radio silence” on the Catherine front. Yup, even the corgis are keeping mum!

Royal experts are chiming in too, and they’re not holding back. Apparently, Kate is the MVP of the monarchy, the BeyoncΓ© of Buckingham Palace, if you will. Without her, the royal fam feels like a tea party without the scones – just not the same!

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Biographers are getting in on the royal roast too. They’re saying Kate’s vanishing act is leaving folks as uneasy as a squirrel in a game of Frogger. After all, if the Queen herself said, “I need to be seen to be believed,” then surely Kate’s gotta make an appearance or two, right?

And let’s not forget the royal family’s sudden case of musical chairs. From too many royals to too few, it’s like they’re playing a game of Clue, and Princess Catherine’s the missing piece. Someone check the conservatory!

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The mystery of Kate Middleton’s disappearing act – a royal riddle wrapped in a posh enigma, with a side of cucumber sandwiches. Keep those crowns on standby, ’cause this fairy tale’s far from over!

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