Romeo Beckham just pulled a full-on Parisian plot twist that would make even Emily in Paris clutch her beret.
The 22-year-old Beckham spawn (yes, that Beckham spawn) was spotted doing what all hot, famous 20-somethings do—partying in a Paris nightclub that sounds like a perfume ad: Julia. Très chic. Très sweaty. Très suspicious.
But WAIT. Who was he not with? His now-ex Kim Turnball, who reportedly got kicked out of the Beckham Love Villa after just seven months. (That’s basically a decade in Nepo Baby Relationship Time.)
Instead, who did show up on Romeo’s arm? None other than German model/face-sculpted-by-angels/possible Bond villainess Caroline Daur, age 30, and dressed like your ex’s hottest fantasy: black mini dress, knee-high leather boots, and cheekbones that could slice a croissant.
And here’s where it gets juicy: the two of them LEFT TOGETHER in the same car. Yes, guys, we’ve entered the “sharing a car = basically married” phase of celebrity romance speculation.
Meanwhile, in the House of Beckham, the tea kettle is WHISTLING. Rumor has it that a family feud is a-brewin’ ever since big bro Brooklyn and his wife Nicola “No Show” Peltz ghosted King David Beckham’s 50th birthday bash. Like… didn’t even send a cake pop.
Brooklyn, 26 and still somehow using Instagram like a teenager with a secret Tumblr, recently posted a cryptic message that may or may not have been about the feud, but was definitely about ✨vibes✨.
- Romeo might be dating a blonde bombshell who could moonlight as a Berlin nightclub owner.
- Kim is out, Caroline is in.
- Brooklyn’s beefing with dad via artsy Instagram captions.
- David Beckham just turned 50 and looks better than all of us.
More on this developing saga of rich people problems and velvet ropes as it unfolds…
