Rihanna might just be entering her wine mom phase. But before she starts swirling a glass of Fenty Cabernet, she’s gotta handle some business. Like, you know… finally dropping that album.
In a wildly entertaining chat with Harper’s Bazaar (published Saturday, for those keeping track of every Riri move), the queen of multitasking spilled the tea—or should we say, poured the wine? She casually mentioned that she’s interested in buying a vineyard—but only when her kids are old enough to help. So, basically, check back in 20 years when RZA and Riot are stomping grapes in mini Fenty slides.
Between running a billion-dollar beauty empire, slaying the lingerie game, and raising two future icons, Rihanna is already booked and busy. But that won’t stop her from dabbling in new ventures—including (drumroll, please) furniture design! Because why stop at making our faces flawless when she can also bless us with couches fit for a bad gal? Extreme Home Makeover: Rihanna Edition—somebody call HGTV!
And yes, a Fenty Vineyard could be on the horizon. Rihanna respects the “art” of winemaking (insert fancy swirling motion here), and if she’s going to do it, she wants to do it right. Translation: No cheap boxed wine here, only luxury.
But what about the music, Riri?!
The Navy has been BEGGING for an album, and Rihanna knows it. She gets it. She hears y’all loud and clear. But according to her, the delay isn’t just because she’s been busy building an empire—it’s because the music has to be perfect. In her words, “It has to count. It has to matter. I have to show them the worth in the wait.” Translation: You waited eight years… what’s a few more?
The good news? Rihanna says she’s finally cracked the code. What that means exactly—who knows? But at least we have confirmation that music is still somewhere on her to-do list… right under “world domination” and “wine mom certification.”
Rihanna just turned 37, which means she’s got plenty of time to drop the album, take over home décor, and launch her vineyard. In the meantime, let’s all raise a glass (of whatever we’ve got) and prepare to wait some more. Cheers! 🍷✨
