Once upon a time in the magical kingdom of Helicopter School near RAF Shropshire, there lived two royal bros, Prince William and Prince Harry, who found themselves engaged in a hilarious war over their sleeping habits. Picture this: two future kings, tangled in the ultimate sibling smackdown!
In the prime of their 20s, during their heroic helicopter training days, William spilled the beans on Harry’s midnight symphonies—otherwise known as his snoring. “First time, last time we’ll be living together – I assure you of that,” Harry, the ever-witty jester, quipped, to which William, clutching his royal earplugs, replied: “It’s been a fairly emotional experience.”
The drama unfolded in an interview where William exposed his brother’s nocturnal nose concerts. “He snores a lot too. He keeps me up all night,” William confessed, eyes wide with the exhaustion only a brother’s snoring could induce. Harry, not missing a beat, retorted with a grin, “Well done, they’ll think we’re sharing a bed.”
“No, we’re not sharing – it’s very important we say that!” William clarified, chuckling, while the entire kingdom sighed with relief.
Fast forward to 2020, and Prince Harry decided to swap royal duties for the sunny shores of California with his wife Meghan Markle and their tiny tot, Prince Archie. The royal exit was dramatic, to say the least, with allegations of royal racism and grievances aired like the freshest laundry on primetime TV. Now, in the land of Hollywood dreams, Harry and Meghan are living it up with their latest addition, Princess Lilibet. And as far as we know, the snoring saga continues, but at least William can sleep soundly in his own bed, far from the night-time trumpeting of his royal sibling.
