Prince Harry May Return to Royal Duties Amidst King Charles’ Cancer Diagnosis

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Prince Harry, the rebel with a heart of gold, might just dust off his royal robes and get back into the groove of royal life. Why? Well, seems like his dad, King Charles III (yep, we’re skipping ahead in the fantasy timeline), is in a bit of a scuffle with cancer. But fear not, dear subjects, for Harry is ready to don his princely cape once again… if his old man calls for backup, that is.

According to the grapevine (or was it the royal corgis gossiping?), Harry isn’t one to turn down a royal command. “If Daddy-o summons him, Harry won’t be ghosting the monarchy,” whispered a mysterious source to Page Six, probably while sipping tea and nibbling on crumpets.

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Now, picture this: Harry, the renegade prince, currently chilling in Canada with Meghan, gets the news about dear old Dad’s health kerfuffle. Without missing a beat, he hops on the nearest maple syrup-powered jet and zooms off to Charles’ side faster than you can say “God Save the Queen.” The lengths this lad will go for family, eh?

In an interview fit for a Netflix comedy special, Harry spilled the royal tea about his impromptu visit. “I dashed across the pond to check on the old man,” he confessed, likely wearing a maple leaf-patterned onesie. “Love my fam, don’t I? Had to make sure the crown’s still sitting straight on his noggin.”

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Now, when prodded about the royal health saga, Harry played it cool. “Sorry, lips sealed tighter than a Buckingham Palace guard,” he quipped, flashing that mischievous grin. And when asked if this whole ordeal might bring the royal fam back together like a dysfunctional but lovable sitcom cast, Harry’s answer was a resounding, “Absolutely, mate!”

Harry hinted at future jaunts back to the motherland, promising to drop by and grace the Brits with his ginger presence whenever duty calls. “Got my own clan to tend to in Cali, but I’ll pop back across the pond for a chinwag with the Queen,” he declared, already planning his next transatlantic escapade.

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And what about that lightning-fast pit stop at Clarence House? Turns out, Harry’s royal reunion with Papa Chuck was shorter than a royal guard’s lunch break. Thirty minutes of “How’s the weather, Dad?” and “Nice crown, mate,” and then it’s back to the land of the free (and the home of the Hollywood stars).

Prince Harry: part-time royal, full-time comedy gold. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Keeping Up with the Windsors,” where anything can happen, and the crown jewels are just the tip of the iceberg!

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