Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Slammed Over New Sussex Website

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have stirred up a royal hornet’s nest with their latest online escapade.

So, picture this: the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, those California-dwelling darlings, decided to jazz up the internet with their very own website. What did they call it, you ask? Brace yourselves… Sussex.com! Yep, they went all in, giving a nod to their fancy-pants royal title.

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British socialite Lady Colin Campbell, bless her heart, wasn’t having any of it. She piped up, accusing the dynamic duo of “hijacking” the good name of Sussex for their cyber shenanigans. “Impertinence!” she cried. “A county’s name is not your personal plaything!”

Oh, but Lady Colin wasn’t done. She went on to proclaim that while Meghan and Harry might share a name with the county, they ain’t exactly its poster children. “Representatives of Sussex? Not on your royal life!” she scoffed.

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Now, you’d think Harry and Meghan might take cover, but no! According to the Daily Mail, they unleashed their own secret weapon: the Clapback! A mysterious insider emerged from the shadows, declaring, “They’re the Duke and Duchess of Sussex! It’s not just a title; it’s their birthright, their surname, their ticket to the internet kingdom!”

The Sussex saga rages on, with royal egos and internet real estate hanging in the balance. Who knew a website could cause such a ruckus? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of “Keeping Up with the Sussexes”!

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Slammed Over New Sussex Website

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