Pete Davidson & New Girlfriend Elsie Hewitt Make It Insta Official, Because Nothing’s Real Until It’s Online

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Pete Davidson just took a relationship milestone bigger than meeting the parents—he made it to the ‘Gram.

Fresh off the presses (or, you know, the internet), it was revealed that the 31-year-old ex-SNL funnyman is officially dating Elsie Hewitt, a 29-year-old model who has now earned the prestigious title of Pete’s New Girlfriend—a role previously held by at least 34 women and counting.

To mark this momentous occasion, Elsie blessed the world with Pete’s first cameo on her Instagram Story. And it was cinematic.

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An Oscar-Worthy Instagram Debut
Elsie’s masterpiece began with a close-up of a 13-inch TV (yes, you read that right, THIRTEEN inches of raw, nostalgic entertainment) playing an episode of Rugrats—because what better way to set the mood for romance than animated babies on a VCR?

Then, in an M. Night Shyamalan-level plot twist, she panned over to Pete, who was chilling in a white bathrobe, looking like a cross between Hugh Hefner and that one uncle who always “borrows” hotel robes.

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Right on cue, Pete made his grand entrance, proving that years in comedy have perfectly prepared him for…timing his appearances in Instagram Stories. The couple then burst into laughter, solidifying their love language as “watching cartoons in bathrobes and laughing at literally nothing.”

Love Was in the Air (And in Miami)
Before the internet sleuths could even process this relationship reveal, Pete was already making headlines over the weekend for PDA-ing it up in Miami with a mystery brunette. (Gasp! Who could it be?!). Days later, the brunette was unmasked like a Scooby-Doo villain, and surprise—it was Elsie all along!

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Moral of the story? If you date Pete Davidson, expect a public soft launch, an eventual Instagram debut, and possibly a beach day in Miami. Also, maybe invest in a 14-inch TV. Dream big.

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