Pedro Pascal Finally Addresses His Caffeinated Chaos: “I Was Violated!”

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It’s been over two years since the internet discovered that Pedro Pascal’s coffee order isn’t just a beverage—it’s a lifestyle. And now, he’s finally speaking out about his absurdly strong morning fuel.

If you somehow missed it (were you living under a rock or just responsibly monitoring your caffeine intake?), in March 2023, a photo surfaced of Pedro casually clutching his Starbucks drink like a man on a mission. But the real drama? The label on the cup exposed his unhinged caffeine consumption.

The man was sipping an iced quad espresso in a venti cup, with extra ice… and SIX SHOTS of espresso. That’s right. SIX. As in, the number of times you’d reconsider your life choices after downing one of these bad boys.

Naturally, the internet did the math (because Pedro’s health suddenly became everyone’s personal responsibility) and realized that he was essentially mainlining 384 mg of caffeine—or roughly the amount needed to power a small spaceship.

Now, Pedro has finally addressed his morning madness.

Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he dramatically confessed:
“I cannot begin to tell you how violating this was!”

(We can only assume this means he wanted his coffee addiction to remain a well-kept Hollywood secret.)

Pedro explained that this wasn’t some reckless decision—this was the result of years of espresso evolution.

“It was always a quad,” he said, like a scientist revealing his latest discovery. “But then I feel like the cups got bigger and, I don’t know, the shots got less strong. At some point, it became six.”

SIX, Pedro. SIX.

He continued, revealing that this sacred ritual was never meant to be exposed to the masses:

“It was an incredibly private morning ritual that I never wanted anyone to know about.”

Oops.

And what does one do after chugging six shots of espresso in one sitting? Apparently, you just get super high and answer emails.

(Which explains a lot, honestly.)

For the record, Pedro wants everyone to know that this is his one and only coffee for the day. (Because, obviously, drinking more would be insane.)

The man, the myth, the espresso legend has spoken. And if you ever find yourself considering Pedro Pascal’s coffee order—just know, you probably won’t survive it.

@jimmykimmellive

“I can not begin to tell you how violating this was” – Pedro Pascal on his CRAZY coffee order being exposed 🤣☕️

♬ original sound – Jimmy Kimmel Live

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