Paging Dr. Pompeo: The Fake Doctor Has Left the Building (a.k.a. Instagram Bio)

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Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital just lost its most legendary “not-a-real-doctor” โ€“ at least on Instagram. Ellen Pompeo, the face, soul, and possibly longest-standing resident of Greyโ€™s Anatomy, has officially removed all traces of the show from her Instagram bio. And fans? Theyโ€™re hyperventilating into paper bags.

Currently, Greyโ€™s is deep into its 21st season โ€“ yes, 21 seasons, meaning the show is now legally allowed to drink. Ellen has been there since the very beginning, scrubbing in as Dr. Meredith Grey while somehow surviving more disasters than a Final Destination character. But in recent years, sheโ€™s taken a step back, presumably because even fake doctors deserve a break.

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Now, Ellen is switching things up with a new Hulu gig, Good American Family, dropping on March 19. This is her first new project in two decades, which is impressive considering most of us canโ€™t commit to a skincare routine for more than a week.

But the biggest shocker? The once-iconic Greyโ€™s reference in her Instagram bio โ€“ โ€œNot a real doctor, but a really good fake oneโ€ โ€“ is gone. In its place, a new title: โ€œPersonal Assistant to Stella Luna, Sienna May, and Eli Christopher.โ€ Thatโ€™s right. Meredith Grey is out, and Mommy Pompeo, unpaid PA to three tiny overlords, is in.

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Fans are mourning the loss, but letโ€™s be honestโ€”after 20 years of medical drama, plane crashes, and catastrophic love affairs, Ellen deserves the Instagram rebrand. The only question now is: Whoโ€™s going to tell McDreamy?

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