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ADDISON RAE GOING GLOBAL?! THE WORLD IS SHAKING, BRB BUYING TICKETS WITH MY MOM’S CREDIT CARD 😭🌍🎤

🚨 Miss Addison “I-Invented-Dancing-In-My-Kitchen” Rae just announced she’s taking her slayage worldwide. That’s right, the TikTok queen turned pop girlie is going ON TOUR. And not just like, “playing a mall in Ohio” tour. We’re talking full-blown, passport-stamping, croissant-eating, down-under-dancing GLOBAL TOUR, BABY.

👑 THE ADDISON TOUR is snatching wigs from Dublin to Sydney like it’s a full-time job (which, spoiler: it is). It kicks off in late August in Ireland, where Addison will likely kiss a leprechaun for good luck, and ends in November in Australia, where she might adopt a kangaroo and name it “Slayoncé.”

🎶 Why the tour? Because she just dropped her debut album “Addison”—a sonic love letter to glitter, heartbreak, and absolutely serving in crop tops. You can stream it on all the apps your phone already hates you for having: Amazon Music, Apple Music, YouTube Music… and if you’re feeling extra, there’s a limited-edition magenta vinyl at Urban Outfitters (aka your second home).

🪩 Wanna go? OF COURSE YOU DO. Presale tickets drop TOMORROW (June 18) at 10AM local time, so cancel your dentist appointment and charge your phone. General sale is Friday (June 20), aka the Hunger Games for Addison stans.

🎫TOUR DATES AKA YOUR NEW PERSONALITY UNTIL NOVEMBER:
📍08/26 – Dublin, Ireland – Gonna riverdance to “2 Die 4”
📍08/28 – Manchester, England – Cheeky Nando’s and Addison bops
📍08/30 – London, England – Big Ben who? Addison’s time now
📍09/02 – Paris, France – She’s Eiffel Towering over the charts
📍09/04 – Brussels, Belgium – Belgian waffles and breakdowns
📍09/05 – Amsterdam, Netherlands – High on Addison (legally 😉)
📍09/07 – Berlin, Germany – Nein, you’re not ready
📍09/08 – Cologne, Germany – Smelling like success

📍09/22 – Austin, TX – Yeehaw and yass queen
📍09/25 – Dallas, TX – Boot-scootin’ and boppin’
📍09/27 – Nashville, TN – Sad yeehaw banger incoming
📍09/28 – Atlanta, GA – Peach emoji vibes 🍑
📍09/30 – Washington, D.C. – Shaking it in the nation’s capital
📍10/01 – Brooklyn, NY – Bushwick babes beware
📍10/05 – Boston, MA – Tea party? No, T-racks
📍10/07 – Philly, PA – Cheesesteaks and cheeky choreo
📍10/08 – Toronto, ON – Drake’s crying in the club
📍10/10 – Chicago, IL – Deep dish and deep emotions
📍10/13 – Denver, CO – Altitude? Never heard of her
📍10/16 – Oakland, CA – Bay Area baddies unite
📍10/19 – Los Angeles, CA – Homecoming queen of Hollywood

📍11/11 – Melbourne, AU – Addison Down Under™
📍11/14 – Brisbane, AU – Kangaroos in the pit confirmed
📍11/17 – Sydney, AU – Closing night = emotional damage

So like… what are you still doing here? GO. FIGHT. CLICK. STREAM. PRE-SAVE. BUY. CRY. RAGE. DANCE.
#AddisonWorldTour #SlayOnStage #RaeOfSunshine 🌈✨🩰

🚨 JUMP SCARE ALERT: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinze Jr. Are BACK to Slay Your Summer 🍿🔪👻

I Know What You Did Last Summer just got rebooted—and yes, your 2000s heartthrobs are back and looking like they haven’t aged a day (who is their dermatologist and can we get their number?).

The trailer just dropped like a hot body off a cliff and it’s giving nostalgia, murder, and teen angst with a side of fresh trauma. We’re talking Madelyn Cline (aka the internet’s fave), Sarah Pidgeon, Tyriq Withers, Jonah Hauer-King, and Chase Sui Wonders trying not to get butchered by some vengeful mystery psycho with a vengeance kink.

Oh, and guess who’s here to pass the bloody baton? OG scream queen Jennifer Love Hewitt and certified 90s dreamboat Freddie Prinze Jr.—yes babes, the legends have returned! PLUS, a blink-and-you’ll-sob cameo from a gravestone photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar (RIP our queen, literally).

🧠 The Plot (a.k.a. why you’ll sleep with one eye open): Five friends hit someone with their car (classic), panic (relatable), and vow to take that secret to the grave. Fast-forward a year, and boom—someone’s texting “I know what you did 😈” and playing whack-a-mole with their lives. Surprise! This ain’t the first time it’s happened. So they find the OG survivors from the 1997 massacre (guess who 😏), and the trauma bonding begins.

🎬 Drops in theaters July 18, so start prepping your group chat with:

1. Who’s buying the tickets?
2. Who’s gonna die first in our friend group?
3. Who’s bringing snacks and who’s bringing holy water?

Watch the trailer now… if you dare. Or if you’re just here to see Freddie Prinze Jr. serve “daddy who fights monsters” realness.

#IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer #ScreamButMakeItSexy #NostalgiaKills

👑 Kate Middleton’s Royal Comeback: From Girlfriend in Garterland to Queen of Slay! 💃👑

Princess Kate just royally reappeared and she did NOT come to play—she came to serve. We’re talking Self-Portrait outfit, Sean Barrett hat, and enough poise to power a small country. Garter Day? More like Slay Day.

So here’s the tea: Kate Middleton (aka the British Beyoncé) pulled up to the Order of the Garter Service at Windsor Castle lookin’ like a Disney queen who just beat cancer AND the paparazzi. This event is basically the Met Gala for royal nerds—plenty of hats, horsemen, and historic-level drama.

And guess who was right beside her? Prince William. Still hot. Still hair-challenged. Still giving “future king but also soccer dad” vibes.

But wait—let’s rewind the royal tea clock ⏳👀. This SAME event back in 2008 was Kate’s debut appearance as William’s girlfriend, before she officially became Her Royal Highness, Duchess of Catching the Bag™. It was their soft launch. Their hard launch. Their fairytale TikTok reveal before TikTok even existed.

Fast forward to today: she’s back, better than ever, and reminding us all that revenge fashion is real. No shade, but Camilla, Anne, and Sophie looked like they were dressed for a Regency cosplay picnic, while Kate was out here looking like a Vogue editorial.

ICYMI: The royal duo just made a rare family outing with all three of their genetically blessed offspring, so yes—the royal family is very much giving “season two” energy.

TL;DR: Kate Middleton pulled up to Garter Day like a boss, supported her man, and reminded us why she’s that girl. 👑✨

#RoyalReset #KateSlaysAgain #GarterDayGlam

👑 Kate Middleton’s Royal Comeback: From Girlfriend in Garterland to Queen of Slay! 💃👑

“HELP! MY MOM’S COOKING NAKED 😭🍳”: Apple Martin Catches Gwyneth Paltrow Shirtless in the Kitchen and Roasts Her on Instagram

BREAKING: Apple Martin has officially filed for emotional damages after witnessing her mom, GOOP queen Gwyneth Paltrow, casually cheffing it up in the kitchen… topless. Yes, bare-chested brunch is apparently a thing now in celeb households 😭👩‍🍳✨

On Saturday, 52-year-old Gwyneth—actress, wellness sorceress, candle-with-questionable-scents creator—decided shirts were optional while cooking and posted a video of her serving “boob & breakfast” content straight to the ‘Gram.

Naturally, the comment section went feral—but no one delivered quite like 21-year-old Apple Martin, who slid in with the now-iconic line:
“Did I steal your shirt by accident or….”
🔥💀🥵

Like girl, imagine just scrolling Instagram and BAM! Your mom is out here sautéing in nothing but vibes and expensive skincare.

But Apple’s not even fazed! Apparently, this is just another Tuesday in Casa de Paltrow. Gwyneth told IconicHipster.com that her kids are “very proud” of her ~~quirky~~ holistic parenting, aka raising them on organic kelp smoothies, crystals, and an occasional fully topless lunch special.

“Things we used to write on Goop that people screamed about are now totally normal,” Gwyneth said, probably referring to jade eggs, psychic colonics, and now, nude noodle nights.

Anyway, send thoughts and prayers to Apple—she’s seen things no daughter should ever see 😩🧘‍♀️💀

#ToplessTuesday #GoopGoneWild #SendHelpApple 🍏

“HELP! MY MOM’S COOKING NAKED 😭🍳”: Apple Martin Catches Gwyneth Paltrow Shirtless in the Kitchen and Roasts Her on Instagram
“HELP! MY MOM’S COOKING NAKED 😭🍳”: Apple Martin Catches Gwyneth Paltrow Shirtless in the Kitchen and Roasts Her on Instagram

🚨Twilight x Vampire Diaries Crossover IRL?! Nikki Reed Spills the Vampire Tea on Her Wild Love Story with Ian Somerhalder 💔➡️💍🐐

Nikki Reed just dropped a rom-com-meets-vampire-fanfic bomb at Vampire Fan Weekend and we are emotionally unprepared. Like, grab your garlic bread and hold on.

So apparently, back in the ancient times of the early 2000s (aka when flip phones ruled and Hot Topic was sacred), baby Nikki was filming Thirteen—her edgy teen debut—and bam, Ian Somerhalder saw her across the room and had a total “who dat 🧐” moment. ICONIC.

“He literally spotted me from across the vampire ballroom or whatever,” Nikki basically said (not really, but let’s pretend), “and was like ‘Who is SHE?’” Fast forward a few bat bites and philanthropic bonding moments later, and boom—they’re friendzoned but make it hot celebrity edition™.

Now here’s where it gets juicy like a freshly stabbed blood bag: years go by, everyone’s married or emotionally unavailable, Nikki’s like “hey I got divorced, but it’s chill we still jam on the guitar ✌️,” and Ian suddenly grows fangs of confidence and is like:

“I’m dating someone but LOL that ends today because it’s ALWAYS BEEN YOU.” 😭😭😭

Nikki tried to be a responsible adult and was like, “Nooo don’t ghost your boo just for me 🫣,” but Ian was already packing up his emotions in a suitcase labeled “Reed or Nothing.” He waited, he plotted (romantically, not villainously), and then they DINNERED INTO DESTINY.

Cut to now: they’re married, vibing on a small Californian farm raising two adorable tiny humans and probably some goats. 🐐🌾 No drama, no bloodshed (we think), just love, veggies, and emotional support chickens.

Honestly? Stephanie Meyer couldn’t write a better plot twist.

#VampireLoveChronicles #NikkiAndIan4Ever #ThirteenToForever 🖤🧛‍♂️💍

@_danamarie331 “So… do you have time for dinner?” — Nikki Reed shares how it really all started with Ian 🖤 #TVD #nikkireed #iansomerholder #damonsalvatore #rosaliecullen #vampirefanweekend #tvdnj #thevampirediaries #fyp #mysticfalls #twilight #viral @Creation Entertainment ♬ original sound – _danamarie331

🚨Joss Stone Just Popped Out Baby #4 and the Internet’s Uterus Is Crying!🚨

— This woman is basically running her own adorable music festival of children.

British soul goddess and certified baby-making machine Joss Stone just delivered kiddo number FOUR and honestly at this point, she’s not a mom, she’s a whole limited edition collector’s set.

The 38-year-old “Never Forget My Love” singer (and clearly someone who’s never forgotten how to reproduce) hopped on Instagram with her signature flower-child glow to introduce the newest member of her baby band: Nalima Rose. 💐👶✨

The baby debut pic? Joss beaming like she just got front-row Harry Styles tickets, cuddling her teeny sleeping human burrito at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville — aka, the baby drop zone for pop royalty, apparently.

Her caption?

“Happy #mummymondays. Welcome our beautiful Nalima Rose to the world. We are so in love.”

Translation: “We made another tiny human and our sleep schedule is officially cancelled.”

ICYMI: Joss dropped the baby bomb back in December 2024 like it was a surprise album. And now little Nalima joins the wild sibling crew:

  • Violet (4) – head of snacks
  • Shackleton (2) – chaos ambassador
  • Bear – their adorable adopted son and future indie band frontman

We love a family with more kids than a Netflix teen drama cast. Congrats to Joss and Cody DaLuz — may your coffee be strong and your diapers be few. 💕🍼

#JossStone #BabyBoom2025 #MomOfTheYearVibes

💅 Sabrina Carpenter DRAGGED for Being Too Hot, Responds with Savage Sass & Sexy Mic Drops 💋🔥

Sabrina Carpenter is literally too sexy for Earth and the internet just can’t handle it.

The 4’11” pop queen, Barbie dominatrix, and lyrical chaos fairy is back at it — melting faces, crushing egos, and igniting a thousand comment wars with her new album Man’s Best Friend. And yes, the cover art is basically a meme come to life: she’s on her knees, someone’s yanking her ponytail like they’re about to summon a genie, and the internet is shooketh.

So of course, the Twitter gremlins crawled out of their caves to scream,

“Does she have a personality outside of sex???”

And Sabrina, bless her unbothered soul, clapped back with the energy of a sleep-deprived raccoon in a rhinestone bodysuit:

“girl yes and it is goooooood.”

ICONIC. LEGEND. YOUR HONOR, SHE ATE.

This isn’t the first time our girl’s gotten grilled for being too sultry on stage. She’s been doing full Cirque du Soleil during her performance of “Juno,” which includes choreography that could make your grandma drop her rosary. But she’s not backing down — she’s doubling down.

“It’s always so funny to me when people complain,” she told Rolling Stone, probably while sipping a martini and filing her nails.

“They’re like, ‘All she does is sing about this.’ But those are the songs that you’ve made popular. Clearly you love sex. You’re obsessed with it. It’s in my show.”

TELL 👏 THEM 👏 QUEEN 👏

She basically said: If you’re gonna act scandalized, at least admit you streamed it 700 times.

Sabrina also reminded everyone that she’s not just riding the sexy train — she’s also out here serving ballads, emotions, and existential bops. You just don’t post those ‘cause they don’t come with hip thrusts and ponytail whips.

“There’s so many more moments than the ‘Juno’ positions, but those are the ones you post every night and comment on. I can’t control that,” she shrugged, like a glamorous oracle of pop culture doom.

“I find irony and humor in all of that… I’m not upset about it, other than I feel mad pressure to be funny sometimes.”

Sabrina, you don’t even have to try. You’re a walking punchline, a TikTok thirst trap, and a musical genius all in one sparkly human. The haters can keep screaming. We’ll be over here kneeling on the floor, begging for Man’s Best Friend to drop.

#KneelForSabrina #SexyAndUnbothered #QueenOfClapbacks

🚨”LONDON CALLING” AND THIS TIME IT’S NOT FOR TEA, IT’S FOR CHAOS, CRIME & DADDY DUTIES! 🍵💥🍼

What do you get when you mix a middle-aged hitman, a crime boss’s son, and an accidental babysitting gig in the streets of London? Absolute cinematic carnage with feelings, duh. The trailer for Josh Duhamel’s new movie London Calling just dropped and it’s giving John Wick meets The Parent Trap but with more sarcasm and British slang.

Josh, who is literally 52 but somehow still looks like he could steal your mom and your girlfriend, stars as a hitman who messes up a job so badly he has to flee the UK faster than you left that group chat with your high school friends. But wait! Instead of retirement or hiding in a cave, his next gig is… babysitting. But not just any babysitting—he’s got to raise the crime boss’s awkward teenage son into a real man. (Yikes.)

The teen in question? Played by Jeremy Ray Taylor, who you might recognize from IT—yes, the clown movie. Except now, he’s trading in red balloons for street cred, and Josh is his morally bankrupt mentor/dad-friend/life coach. It’s kind of like Emily in Paris but with way more punches and zero skincare routines.

Also featuring Rick Hoffman (aka That Guy From Suits Who’s Always Yelling) and Aidan Gillen (aka Littlefinger, still scheming), this movie is gonna be a chaotic cocktail of criminality, fatherly-ish bonding, and probably one heartfelt scene with sad violins.

Directed by Allan Ungar and co-written with Omer Levin Menekse and Quinn Wolfe, London Calling hits theaters on September 19—so cancel whatever lame thing you were planning to do that day.

And if that wasn’t wild enough, Josh just revealed he’s on testosterone therapy. Because apparently being a hot gun-slinging dad figure wasn’t enough—he had to go full superhero serum mode.

🎥💣 Watch the trailer now and prepare to scream: “HE’S NOT A REGULAR HITMAN, HE’S A COOL HITMAN.”

#LondonCalling #JoshDuhamelDaddyEra #HitmanAndAHalf

🚨DEMI LOVATO’S HONEYMOON PHOTOS JUST BROKE THE INTERNET AND OUR WILL TO BE SINGLE 🚨

Demi Lovato is now a whole married woman and currently living her best rom-com fantasy on what appears to be the most aggressively romantic honeymoon of all time—like, Nicholas Sparks is sweating.

The 32-year-old queen of vocals, vibes, and vintage Disney Channel trauma dropped a “honeymoon dump” on Instagram (yes, she called it that, and yes, we’re obsessed). And it’s giving: lips locked, beach babe realness, rainbow-core, and sunsets so hot even the sun was like, “damn, who’s their stylist?”

In case you’ve been living under a rock made of TikToks and iced lattes: Demi’s been with her now-hubby, Jordan “Jutes” Lutes (aka the guy who looks like he writes love songs and skateboards through your dreams), since 2022. They got engaged faster than you can say “Cool for the Summer” and just got hitched in California last month. AND she wore not one, but two wedding dresses because she’s not a regular bride, she’s a main character bride.

Anyway, the honeymoon pics? Pure serotonin. Someone kiss me in front of a rainbow now or I will literally combust.

#HoneymoonGoals #DemiAndJutes4Eva #LoveSoRealItLooksPhotoshopped 💍🌈👄

🚨 BRAD PITT PULLS UP TO ‘F1’ PREMIERE WITH HIS HOT GF LIKE HE’S STILL 28 — AND WE’RE SWEATING 🚨

Brad Pitt, aka Hollywood’s immortal zaddy™, just rolled up to the F1 movie premiere in NYC lookin’ like a fine-aged wine with a side of “wait… how is he SIXTY-ONE???” 🤯

And yes, your eyes do not deceive you — he brought his jewelry-slingin’ babe, Ines de Ramon (32 and thriving), and the two were all hand-holdy, smirky, and probably made half the crowd accidentally drop their popcorn. Love is real, we guess. 🫠💔

Picture this: Times Square. Chaos. Lights. Screaming fans. Brad Pitt strutting like he owns the entire zip code, giving “dad who could steal your mom and your man” energy. Ines is right there beside him, glowing like she bedazzled her own aura. ✨💍

After blinding everyone with their combined hotness on the red carpet, they hit up Radio City Music Hall to watch the movie. Imagine watching a movie you’re in while sitting next to someone in love with you. Couldn’t be us.

Also, rumor has it they went on a double date with another famous couple. Who was it? Beyoncé and an alien? Zendaya and Spider-Man? We may never know. 😩

Anyway, F1 crashes into theaters June 27 — so prep your popcorn, your thirst, and your emotional support fan.

#BradStillGotIt #F1Premiere #CoupleGoalsButMakeItBradPitt 🏁🍿🔥

🚨 BRAD PITT PULLS UP TO ‘F1’ PREMIERE WITH HIS HOT GF LIKE HE’S STILL 28 — AND WE’RE SWEATING 🚨

Lewis Hamilton Accidentally Becomes the Villain in a Pixar Movie After Groundhog Tragedy at Canadian Grand Prix 😭🏎️🐿️

BREAKING: Lewis Hamilton, animal lover, vegan icon, and part-time Disney prince, just had his heart absolutely obliterated—not by a breakup, not by a bad tire change, but by a groundhog. Yes. A literal groundhog. On the track. Mid-race. And the poor thing did not make it.

So here’s what went down: During the Canadian Grand Prix (aka Fast & the Furry-ous), our boy Lewis was zoomin’ in his Ferrari, living his best speed-demon life, when out of nowhere—BOOM. Groundhog. No warning. No blinkers. Just straight-up rodent meets race car.

Lewis, being the soft-hearted, oat-milk-sipping legend that he is, didn’t even notice until later. “I was vibing,” he told Sky Sports. “Held my position. Feeling myself. Then someone told me I hit a groundhog and now I’m emotionally unwell.”

Like, Lewis was DEVASTATED. This is a man who once probably cried during “Finding Nemo” and makes eye contact with squirrels. He didn’t care about his car. He didn’t care about the race. He just wanted to reverse time and save Mr. Whiskers.

“The floor’s wrecked, there’s a hole in the side, the vanes are gone—whatever, bro. But the GROUNDHOG??” he practically sobbed. Okay, not literally. But spiritually? He was curled up in a blanket listening to sad Taylor Swift songs.

Despite the car drama and emotional trauma, Lewis managed to crawl his way to sixth place. Not the podium finish he dreamed of, but honestly? He deserved a trophy just for not sobbing into his helmet.

RIP to the brave lil groundhog who thought he was Speedy Gonzales. And hugs to Lewis, our gentle speed king with a shattered soul and a squished conscience. 🐾💔

#JusticeForTheGroundhog #LewisIsTooPure #FastAndTheFurryous

🚨 Tucker Carlson Says Fox News Is Basically Grandpa Brainwash TV – And He’s Kinda Mad About It 🚨

Tucker “Bowtie Energy” Carlson just yeeted a truth bomb straight through the pearly gates of cable news, and the target? His own former boss: Fox News. Yes, that Fox News. The one with the glowing graphics, rage monologues, and approximately 400 commercials for arthritis cream.

While chatting it up in the Bannon’s War Room podcast (aka the sweaty panic room for political chaos), Tuckz went full savage and accused Fox News of cranking the “propaganda hose” to WAP levels of water pressure, specifically to KO old people into compliance. Like, Fox is out here just blasting Grampa Gary off his La-Z-Boy into a state of hypnotized political confusion. 💥📺👴

“They’re just trying to knock elderly Fox viewers off their feet,” he said, “and make them submit.”

Like sir??? Is this a news network or Mortal Kombat for retirees?

And he wasn’t done. He pivoted mid-rant to talk about the Israel-Iran situation and basically told Trump: “Do less, sweetie.”

“If you can’t connect the dots after 25 years of this crap, you’re either too dumb to be here or you’re Mark Levin.”

Mark Levin has now left the group chat.

Carlson is officially worried the U.S. is spiraling like a freshman who just found out finals are cumulative:

“I think we’re gonna see the end of the American empire,” he said dramatically, probably while staring at a bald eagle crying in the distance.

Meanwhile, Trump responded in true Trumpy fashion at a press conference, sipping his Diet Coke and firing this back like it was a roast battle at Mar-a-Lago:

“I don’t know what Tucker Carlson is saying. Let him go get a television network and say it so that people listen.”

Oop. Translation: “Go start TuckerTok or something and leave me outta this.”

So yeah, Tucker Carlson just called out Fox News, shaded his old co-workers, clapped at Trump, and somehow started a Cold War with senior citizens. It’s giving chaos. It’s giving drama. It’s giving season finale energy.

#TuckerSpillsTea #PropagandaWars #FoxNewsIsWigless

🚨 Charli XCX Spotted in Wild Festival Jungle With Fiancé George! Denim? Polka Dots? Chaos Ensued. 🚨

Charli XCX and her beat-dropping boo George Daniel were caught in the wild — aka Lido Festival 2025 — doing what hot engaged people do best: strutting through music fields looking like indie royalty on a snack break.

It all went down Saturday (July 14) at London’s Victory Park, where Charli, age 32, was serving up “Y2K fever dream” realness in a cropped polka-dot tank and jean shorts so long they could file taxes. George, 35, rocked a tee-and-jeans combo that screamed “I produce beats but also cry during nature documentaries.”

They were seen frolicking among the sweaty crowd, presumably rating bands, dodging overpriced falafel, and whispering about who forgot to pack the SPF 5000. (Spoiler: George’s forehead was glistening like a glazed donut.)

The pop-princess-meets-drum-god romance began back in 2021 when they bonded over synths and sarcasm. Fast forward to May 2022—boom—official. By November 2023? 💍 Ring acquired. Wedding on loading screen.

Charli teased in an October 2024 interview that the wedding will either be “a tasteful glam ceremony” or “a glitter-fueled alien rave in the middle of a volcano.” Honestly, slay either way.

Oh, and earlier this month? Charli casually summoned a surprise celeb friend during her Primavera Sound set in Barcelona like she’s the fairy godmother of chaotic bangers. No big deal.

Stay tuned for updates on whether their wedding will involve lasers, goats, or Grimes officiating via hologram. 🛸💅

#CharliXCX #LidoFestMadness #EngagedAndUnhinged

🚨 Charli XCX Spotted in Wild Festival Jungle With Fiancé George! Denim? Polka Dots? Chaos Ensued. 🚨
🚨 Charli XCX Spotted in Wild Festival Jungle With Fiancé George! Denim? Polka Dots? Chaos Ensued. 🚨

🚨 Matthew Perry’s Doctor Busted in a Real-Life Soap Opera: The Ketamine Chronicles 🍿💉

Okay, so remember Friends? Yeah, this ain’t that. This is way more Breaking Bad meets Grey’s Anatomy: Felony Edition.

So, get this—Matthew Perry’s doctor, Dr. Salvador Plasencia (yes, that’s his real name, not a tequila brand), just pleaded guilty guilty to being the unofficial plug for ketamine. Like, not the spiritual, healing, “I’m doing inner work at a retreat in Joshua Tree” kind—but the “here’s your weekly shipment, Mr. Chandler Bing” kind. 🫠

Turns out Dr. Ketamine Overdrive was dishing out the party juice with zero medical reasons. No therapy. No approval. Just straight-up ketamine vibes with a side of, “How much can I milk this celebrity wallet?” 💸

He even texted another doc like, “I wonder how much this moron will pay…”
👀 Bro, HIPAA said log out.

Oh, and this is where it gets even juicier—enter stage left: Jasveen Sangha, aka the KETAMINE QUEEN (not a drag name, unfortunately), who’s allegedly been running a discount club drug empire out of a North Hollywood stash house like she’s auditioning for Euphoria: The Dealer Diaries. Her side quest? Meth. Because why not diversify your inventory? 💼

Now, three other dudes—Erik, Kenneth, and Mark—aka the Dollar Store Ocean’s Eleven, have also pleaded guilty to a conspiracy to sprinkle ketamine like it’s confetti at Coachella. 🎉

Dr. Plasencia even tried to write up a fake “treatment plan” like, “Oh yeah, he definitely needed ketamine for… um… his elbow.” 🚨 Plot twist: the FBI wasn’t buying it.

He’s looking at 15 to 21 months behind bars, which, in doctor years, is like missing two seasons of The Bachelor.

So yeah, from Could I be any more illegal? to “Here comes the sentencing,” this story is WILD.

#DoctorDrama #KetamineQueen #MatthewPerry

💔 R.I.P. Shave Ice Daddy! ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Star Dies Weeks After Serving ICONIC Frozen Realness 🍧👼

David Hekili Kenui Bell — yes, THE shave ice guy from the new live-action Lilo & Stitch — has tragically passed away… literally just weeks after making us scream “OMG IT’S HIM” in theaters.

The news was confirmed by his sister, Jalene Kanani Bell, who broke all our hearts in one Facebook post. She called David her “sweet, generous, talented, funny, brilliant and handsome little brother” — and honestly? Same. That man had “main character energy” even with like, five lines and a snow cone.

Jalene reminisced about how they all went to the movie’s premiere in Kapolei, front row seats and everything. And get this — David actually planned the whole thing like a Disney prince with a calendar app. The crowd? Decked out in Lilo & Stitch drip: shirts, onesies, hats, face masks, maybe even some Stitch thongs. Who knows. The merch was selling faster than you could say “ohana means family.”

So yeah, they had a moment. And now he’s gone. 😭

No official cause of death yet — mysterious and tragic, like a Disney+ cliffhanger. His rep, Lashauna Downie, told IconicHipster.com she found out through social media (we hate that for her) and called David “a gentle giant” who embodied aloha vibes in human form.

So, from us to David: thank you for the shave ice. Thank you for the joy. Thank you for that one iconic moment that made us cry over a blue alien and a snow cone in the same movie.

Rest in rainbow-colored syrupy peace, legend. 🌈🍧✨

#GoneTooSoon #ShaveIceForever #LiloAndStitchAngel

🚨Liam Neeson Is Doing WHAT With Pamela Anderson?! ‘The Naked Gun’ Reboot Trailer Is the Chaos We Never Knew We Needed 🚨

Liam Neeson has officially entered his goofy era, and he brought Pamela Anderson with him. Yes, that Liam “I will find you and I will kill you” Neeson is now flopping around in a badge and trench coat, doing high-speed dumbness in the new “Naked Gun” reboot—and we are losing our collective MINDS. 🤯🍿

The trailer just dropped and it’s giving: “dad jokes with a death wish,” “boomer humor in Gen Z packaging,” and “Pam Anderson??? Still iconic, still hot, still out here confusing our emotions.”

This is the fourth movie in the Naked Gun series—which, FYI, hasn’t been touched since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (aka 1994). But now, Neeson is stepping in as Lt. Frank Drebin Jr., the messy offspring of OG chaos cop Frank Drebin Sr. (played by the late, great Leslie Nielsen, may he rest in giggles). Our new Frank is supposedly the only man alive with the particular set of skills to save the world and… um… probably crash a golf cart into a petting zoo while doing it.

Other people who somehow said yes to this movie include:

  • Paul Walter Hauser (the king of sweaty chaos)
  • WWE legend Cody Rhodes (why? because why not)
  • Liza Koshy (get that bag, girl)
  • Danny Huston (playing Serious Man #3)
  • CCH Pounder (icon)
  • Kevin Durand and Eddie Yu (you’ll scream “I know that guy!” and then Google them)

Let’s not forget: the original Naked Gun movies were a glorious fever dream of slapstick nonsense based on the ‘80s show Police Squad!—the kind of comedy where someone gets hit with a tuba and nobody blinks.

Now, with Akiva Schaffer (of Lonely Island madness) directing, you already know there’s gonna be banana peels, car explosions, and at least one extremely inappropriate joke involving a flamingo. 🍌🚓🦩

🗓 Mark your calendars, besties: The Naked Gun reboot hits theaters on August 1, and we are sprinting to see Liam Neeson fall down an escalator while trying to arrest someone with a spatula.

#TheNakedGun #LiamNeesonGoofyEra #PamIsBack #ChaoticCinema #TakeMyMoneyAlready

🚨 SPOTTED: Josh O’Connor & Alison Oliver Caught Playing Tongue Twister in Italy! 🍝💋🔥

Josh O’Connor and Alison Oliver are out here making the rest of us look like single potatoes on a couch.

The Challengers zaddy (35) and Saltburn baddie (27) just turned up the heat and the pasta sauce in Portofino, Italy, where they were caught full-on lip-syncing with each other’s mouths. KISSING. In public. With passion. Like, hello? Save some for the gelato!

👀 Eyewitnesses (aka nosey tourists) spotted the pair smooching in between bites of spaghetti like this was a live-action remake of Lady and the Tramp, but with more cheekbones. Alison was out here SERVING in a striped dress and later switched to a bandana top + cut-off shorts combo that screamed “I’m hot, I know it, and I will make out in broad daylight.”

Meanwhile, Josh tried to pretend he was chill by pairing a t-shirt with a suit jacket. Sir, that’s not casual. That’s Italian villain who owns a yacht energy.

Oh, and yes—they took a couple selfie. You know what that means. It’s either love… or an upcoming joint perfume campaign called “Portofino Heat: Eau de PDA.”

Anyway, if you’re not sharing pasta and spit in a coastal village this summer, wyd??
#PDAcore #JoshAndAlison #ItalianLipsTour2025 💋🍷📸

🚨 SPOTTED: Josh O’Connor & Alison Oliver Caught Playing Tongue Twister in Italy! 🍝💋🔥
🚨 SPOTTED: Josh O’Connor & Alison Oliver Caught Playing Tongue Twister in Italy! 🍝💋🔥
🚨 SPOTTED: Josh O’Connor & Alison Oliver Caught Playing Tongue Twister in Italy! 🍝💋🔥

Pedro Pascal Clone Snatches $50, Infinite Burritos, and Daddy Pedro’s Digital Blessing 😭🌯👯‍♂️

We have a Pedro Pascal doppelgänger so convincing, even Pedro Pascal got confused and started crying emojis into the void.

New York City, aka the land of chaos and bagels, hosted a Pedro Pascal Lookalike Contest because apparently we as a society have evolved past normal hobbies. Over 30 men showed up thinking they had “Pedro energy,” but only ONE had enough Mandalorian magic to take the crown: George Gountas, a lighting designer with cheekbones that could slice time itself.

Our guy George, 42, walked away with $50 (?! okay inflation) and a YEAR of free burritos from Son Del North, which honestly sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen: One man. One face. Infinite beans.

But the real jackpot? Pedro himself — yes, the Internet’s zaddy, protector of Grogu, and your ex’s fantasy — COMMENTED on George’s victory post with a crying and heart emoji. That’s like Beyoncé nodding at your karaoke version of “Halo.” It’s over. You win at life.

“I look more like Pedro than I look like my own brother,” George told The Hollywood Reporter, which is both hilarious and possibly a family emergency.

So congrats to George for confusing the Internet and breaking the Pascal Matrix. What’s next — a “Daddy Pedro Multiverse” cinematic universe? Honestly, yes. Sign us up. We’re ready.

#PedroPascal #TwinsiesButMakeItSexy #BurritoKing 👑🌯🫠

🚨G-DRAGON IS GOING GLOBAL & YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS ALREADY SCREAMING🚨

“WORLD TOUR 2025 IS SERVED, BESTIES. GET IN LOSERS, WE’RE GOING TO PARIS… AND ALSO JAKARTA??”

G-Dragon—aka the fashion god, music emperor, and human glitter bomb of the K-pop world—is BACK, and this time, he’s about to stomp across the planet in rhinestone boots and make your city his runway.

This isn’t just a tour. This is a G-DRAMAGED GLOBAL TAKEOVER and no, your credit card isn’t ready.

💅 TOUR? MORE LIKE WORLD DOMINATION, BABY:
King G is teaming up with Galaxy Corporation and AEG Presents (you know, just casual multi-billion-dollar powerhouses) to throw a 2025 world tour that’s louder than your ex’s lies and shinier than your mom’s skincare shelf.

It all kicks off August 22 at the Prudential Center in Newark (New Jersey’s fanciest flex since Snooki). Then it’s off to party cities like Vegas, LA, and Paris, because G-Dragon doesn’t visit cities—he descends like a glitter meteor.

📍FULL TOUR SCHEDULE AKA 16 CHANCES TO SCREAM LIKE A FERAL GREMLIN:

  • Mar 29 & 30 – Goyang, Korea – Screaming in Hangul
  • May 10 & 11 – Tokyo – Probably sold out already
  • May 17 – Philippines – Filipino VIPs, it’s your time
  • May 25 & 26 – Osaka – Prepare your glow sticks
  • June 6-8 – Macau – Triple the dates, triple the slay
  • July 2 & 3 – Sydney – Kangaroos are invited too
  • July 6 & 7 – Melbourne – Aussie VIPs RISE
  • July 11-13 – Taipei – Three days of emotional chaos
  • July 19 & 20 – Kuala Lumpur – Don’t sleep on this one
  • July 25 & 26 – Jakarta – Expect meltdowns
  • August 2 – Bangkok – One night only, bring tissues
  • August 9 & 10 – Hong Kong – AsiaWorld’s about to EXPLODE
  • August 22 – Newark – America’s first cry
  • August 31 – Las Vegas – Try not to gamble your rent
  • Sept 5 – LA – Crypto.com but make it couture
  • Sept 20 – Paris – Eiffel Tower gonna faint

💳 TICKETS: SELL A KIDNEY, MAYBE TWO
Tickets drop on G-DRAGONTOUR.COM, and you already know the Official Membership Presale starts June 25 at 10 AM local and ends June 26 at 9:59 AM. Public sales start June 27 at 10 AM, but let’s be real, they’ll be gone by 10:01.

👑 BTW, HE’S RICH RICH
G-Dragon isn’t just dripping in style, he’s drowning in coins. Like, Top 5 richest K-pop idols kind of rich. So yes, he might be singing on stage, but your wallet will be crying in the corner.

So whether you’re in Seoul, Sydney, or just sobbing in your bedroom wishing you lived in Paris—G-Dragon 2025 is the event of the millennium. Mark your calendars, sell your Yeezys, and start emotionally preparing to black out from joy.

#GDragonTour2025 #VIPsUnite #CryScreamDanceRepeat

🚨G-DRAGON IS GOING GLOBAL & YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS ALREADY SCREAMING🚨

SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS

The Jurassic World: Rebirth press tour just stomped into London harder than a T-Rex on TikTok. And baby, it brought A-Listers, arm candy, and enough hand-holding to make your ex jealous.

On the cobblestone catwalk of London-town, Scarlett “I’ve-Fought-Aliens-And-Robots” Johansson and Jonathan “I-Wear-Sunscreen-And-Hold-ScarJo’s-Hand” Bailey gave the paparazzi a free rom-com teaser by holding hands like two genetically engineered cutie-pies ready to unleash prehistoric chaos and a skincare line collab.

Yep. You read that right. He uses her skincare. Jurassic who? This is now a soft launch for dewy skin and emotionally available men.

Also stomping through the promo event like fashion-forward velociraptors were Mahershala Ali (aka your favorite Marvel vampire-in-the-making), Rupert Friend (giving “daddy with secrets” energy), and director Gareth Edwards, who looked like he just solved time travel and also made a movie about it.

As for the movie itself? Strap in, because it’s giving:
🌴 Tropical apocalypse vibes.
🦖 Dinosaurs living their best secluded influencer lives.
💊 A miracle drug from dino DNA that might cure everything except your situationship trauma.
🎬 Release date: July 2, 2025 aka the day we risk it all for a Jurassic glow-up.

Scarlett wore Schiaparelli, obviously, because even when she’s surrounded by fictional reptiles, she’s serving haute couture extinction-level elegance.

Also yes, there’s a trailer. It has roars, science, danger, probably a slow-motion running scene, and maybe a dino with an earring.

Go watch it. But more importantly, start holding hands with your crush in public. It’s Jurassic World marketing strategy now.

#HandHoldingHype
#JurassicGlowUp
#ScarJoAndSunscreenBailey

SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS
SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS
SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS
SCARLETT JOHANSSON & JONATHAN BAILEY HOLD HANDS LIKE DINOS NEVER WENT EXTINCT—JURASSIC WORLD PRESS TOUR GOES FULL ROM-CRETACEOUS

🚨MISSING HERO FOUND IN CORNFIELD: SMALL TOWN SHOOK, COWS TRAUMATIZED🚨

Jonathan “Scotty” Roach, a 43-year-old real-life Eagle Scout meets Bear Grylls meets literal angel on Earth, went missing on June 8 after going out for a lil’ solo stroll in Arlington, Tennessee… WITHOUT his phone. Yeah. No phone. In 2025. That alone had the teens shaking.

Scotty—Air Force veteran, kayak king, nature daddy, beekeeper, chicken whisperer, and apparently the human version of a Pinterest mood board—was last seen walking off into the great outdoors, leaving behind his truck, his phone, and the entire internet. Search teams went into full “Stranger Things” mode with volunteers, Homeland Security, the Emergency Management Avengers, and every deputy this side of Memphis on the hunt.

After nearly a week of looking through forests, fields, and probably a few haunted barns, Scotty was tragically found in a cornfield on June 12. Cue dramatic thunder clap. 💔🌽

Now, before you say “WTF?”—same. There’s no confirmed cause of death yet, but his wife Tracey (aka the strongest woman alive and unofficial president of the “My Husband Is a Literal Angel” fan club) confirmed it was him.

Tracey described Scotty like he was written by Taylor Swift and directed by Greta Gerwig:

“There’s this Adele song like ‘You feel like home, you sound like a song, you look like a limited edition vinyl pressing’ or whatever… and that’s him.”

“He’s never yelled. Never cursed. Probably cried watching Paddington. Everyone loves him.”

People are heartbroken. Nature is confused. The bees are holding a vigil.

No updates yet from the sheriff’s office—but we’re sending Tracey and their family every ounce of TikTok love, Insta prayers, and weirdly specific Tumblr poetry.

Rest easy, Scotty. The sky just got itself a five-star general of peace and vibes. 🕊️✨

#RIPScotty #NatureHero #CornfieldMystery #SendHugsNotTexts

🚨MISSING HERO FOUND IN CORNFIELD: SMALL TOWN SHOOK, COWS TRAUMATIZED🚨

👶BABY BUMP & BEEF: Riley Gaines Drops a Womb Bomb Right After Simone Biles Twitter Throwdown🎤💥

Riley Gaines just pulled the ultimate plot twist — and no, it’s not a surprise collab with Simone Biles in a WWE ring. It’s a baby. IN. HER. BELLY. 🍼👀

Yep, the 25-year-old swimmer turned social media microphone dropper announced she’s 26 weeks preggo (!!!) with hubby Louis Barker’s mini-human during a full-blown live stage moment at the Turning Point USA Young Women’s Leadership Summit in Dallas, aka where hot takes go to sweat.

And y’all—this wasn’t just a “we’re expecting” vibe. Riley literally whipped out ultrasound pics like she was revealing UNO reverse cards and cradled that baby bump like Simba on Pride Rock. Meanwhile, the crowd? LOUDER THAN TAYLOR SWIFT IN PARIS. 🦁👶✨

But wait—this all went down just DAYS after she went keyboard-to-keyboard with Olympic legend and literal backflipping icon Simone Biles. The feud? Chef’s kiss levels of petty. Simone told her to “bully someone your own size” and Riley clapped back like, “LOL, men are my size. Watch me birth one.”

Then BAM 💥—ultrasound reveal. Plot twist energy? 100/10.

Later, she hit Instagram with:

“Surprise! We’re 26 weeks pregnant! God is SO good all the time 💕👼”

And then on X (Twitter, but like… vibes are different now):

“There’s something so special and providential about having a little girl. She’s everything I’ve been fighting for & the little girl we’ve prayed over for years 🩷 praise God!”

The moral of the story? Don’t mess with a woman who can drag you on social media and create life at the same time. 😤👶💅

#BabyBumpBeef #SimoneVSStroller #RileySpilledTheWombTea

🚨Will Smith Turned Down Inception and Basically Said “HUH???” to Christopher Nolan’s Face 🚨

…and yes, he’s still spiraling about it in 2025.

So picture this: It’s 2010. The world is wearing skinny jeans unironically. Christopher Nolan, king of brain-melting movie plots and questionable sound mixing, walks into a room and is like,
“Hey, Will Smith. Wanna dive into dreams inside of dreams inside of more dreams and probably get an Oscar nod while you’re at it?”

And Will Smith—Fresh Prince, Men in Black icon, slap deliverer of the decade—goes: “Nah, I’m good.”

💀💀💀

Fast-forward to now: 56-year-old Will is on Kiss Xtra radio basically trauma-dumping to the entire planet. He admitted (with full chest) that he didn’t “get” Inception when Nolan handed it to him like a free cheat code to Hollywood immortality.

“I’ve never said that out loud,” Will whispered, clearly in emotional agony. “Now that I think about it, it’s those movies that go into alternate realities… they don’t pitch well.”

Sir. What do you mean “don’t pitch well”? It’s literally dreams with explosions and Leonardo DiCaprio running in slow motion with a briefcase! That’s not a pitch, that’s a cinematic protein shake!

Let’s recap the damage:

  • The Matrix? TURNED. IT. DOWN.
  • Django Unchained? “No thanks.”
  • Inception? “I don’t get it.”

At this point, Will’s film career is basically the ghost of roles past.

And yes, he confessed all this on live radio like it was group therapy with Nolan as his ex.

Honestly? We love a man who admits his delusions. Manifesting that he accepts Barbie 2 when Greta Gerwig calls.

#DreamFlop #WillSmithSaidNah #AlternateRealityRegrets ✨🛌🌀

Britney Spears Reunites with Giant Son Who Could Legally Apply for a Mortgage and Emotionally Crush Us All

📸✨BRITNEY & THE BEANSTALK✨📸

BREAKING: Britney Spears just casually dropped a selfie with her 18-year-old skyscraper son Jayden and the internet is losing structural integrity. Like, who gave this man-child permission to grow?! We blinked and he went from Hot Wheels to handling highway traffic.

Brit blessed us on June 15th with an Instagram post featuring her and Jayden—who is now a literal human ladder—after attending church together. And when we say “towers over her,” we mean he’s one sneeze away from grazing the moon. The selfie screams, “Family… but make it NBA-ready.”

The caption? “Sang and praised!!!” GIRL, SAME. We’d also be praising if our son looked like he could protect us from incoming meteors.

In case you forgot (and HOW DARE YOU), Britney shares Jayden and his older bro Sean Preston (19 and probably also 10 feet tall) with ex-hubby Kevin Federline. The kids currently live in Hawaii—probably surfing, vibing, and intimidating palm trees.

Apparently, Jayden pulled up to Britney’s L.A. home in November 2024 for a mother-son reconnection and they’ve been hanging out ever since—because nothing bonds a family like wholesome piano playing and terrifying height comparisons.

In fact, on June 9th, Brit posted a video of Jayden driving her while Lenny Kravitz’s “Fly Away” played—because why not soundtrack your life like a coming-of-age indie film? Her caption? “He is 6’3 and his hands are so big now!!! How long am I going to be in shock???” Same, Brit. We’re shooketh to the core.

And if you’re still not emotionally stable, in March, Britney filmed Jayden playing piano like a prodigy while she narrated like a proud mom and slightly terrified ghost. “I felt it in my bones and my heart and my lungs and my a– and my throat and I’m scared,” she said. Honestly? Mood.

Brit’s always said being a mom was her dream come true—and based on her posts, she’s living her dream while we’re just living in Wi-Fi debt.

ALSO, let’s not forget: she once described herself as the OG baby magnet on tour, surrounded by tiny children thanks to her superior toy collection. Iconic behavior. Baby mamma status: LEGENDARY.

👑🍼🧸
#BritneyAndTheBeanstalk #JaydenTheGiant #MomGoalsButMakeItPopStar

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