‘Dune: Prophecy’ Renewed for Season 2 at HBO – Desert Drama Just Got a Sequel!

December 19, 2024

The sands of Arrakis are shifting once more because Dune: Prophecy is officially coming back for Season 2! HBO just couldn’t resist, especially after the season one finale left fans gasping louder than a sandworm spotting a snack.

The bigwigs at HBO pulled the trigger on the renewal faster than a Fremen can ride a worm, dropping the news ahead of the season one finale, set to air this Sunday (December 22) at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT. Translation: they know they’ve got a hit, and they’re milking it like a desert cow.

15 Million Fans Can’t Be Wrong
According to HBO, Dune: Prophecy has drawn in a jaw-dropping 15 million viewers. That’s right—15 million people willingly entered the sandstorm of intergalactic drama and political backstabbing. Somewhere, Frank Herbert is fist-pumping in his grave.

Words of Praise from HBO’s High Priestess
Sarah Aubrey, the Head of Max Original Programming, showered the show with praise in a statement:

“Dune: Prophecy has captivated audiences around the globe thanks to the visionary leadership of showrunner and executive producer Alison Schapker.”

Translation: “We bet on Schapker, and she delivered like a spice smuggler with a debt to pay.” She continued, thanking the cast, crew, and anyone else who managed to survive filming in what was probably a giant sandbox of chaos.

The Plot Thickens (Like Spice in Your Coffee)
If you’re wondering what Dune: Prophecy is all about, here’s the lowdown: It’s set 10,000 years before Paul Atreides started his emo hero’s journey. The story follows two Harkonnen sisters—yes, Harkonnens—who are apparently trying to save humanity and found the Bene Gesserit. Because nothing says “sisterly bonding” like galactic intrigue and religious cult-building.

Who’s in the Mix?
The cast is stacked! We’re talking Emily Watson, Olivia Williams, Travis Fimmel, Mark Strong, and more names than you can fit on a sandworm’s back. Basically, if you’re not in this show, are you even acting?

Season 2: The Mystery Continues
Details about Season 2 are as elusive as water on Arrakis. Release date? TBD. Casting updates? Nada. All we know is that HBO has a knack for keeping us on the edge of our seats—or the edge of our desert thrones, as it were.

So, stock up on spice and prepare for more epic drama, because the Imperium isn’t done with us yet. Season 2 is coming, and it’s bound to be as explosive as a spice refinery under siege. Stay tuned!

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Katy Perry Drops Deluxe Edition of 143—Because One Album Wasn’t Enough!

December 19, 2024

Katy Perry is back and serving us 1432! What’s 1432, you ask? It’s the deluxe version of her album 143, but with extra sparkle, extra songs, and the same amount of Katy. Basically, it’s 143… on steroids.

Katy’s Big Reveal 🦋
Katy, the 40-year-old pop legend who gave us hits like “Woman’s World” and enough quirky outfits to fill a theme park, broke the news on social media. And how did she do it? With a cryptic butterfly emoji and the phrase, “The metamorphosis is complete 1432 🦋.” Translation? Katy’s in her cocoon-to-queen era, and we’re all invited to watch the glow-up.

What’s in the Deluxe Box?
The deluxe edition, dropping Friday (December 20), comes with FOUR new tracks that already sound like future karaoke favorites:

– “I Woke Up”: A banger for when you wake up and realize you hit snooze one too many times—but still look fabulous.
– “Has a Heart”: Is it about love? Is it about a literal heart? We don’t know, but Katy’s got us intrigued.
– “No Tears for New Year’s”: A breakup anthem for when you ring in the New Year with nothing but champagne and your pride.
– “OK”: A song title so chill it’s basically wearing sweatpants.

A 143 Flashback
In case you forgot, the OG 143 album dropped back on September 20 and landed at No. 6 on the Billboard 200. Katy treated us to hits like “Woman’s World,” “Lifetimes,” and the very romantic “I’m His, He’s Mine.” Basically, it’s been a playlist staple since pumpkin spice season.

But Wait, There’s More!
Because Katy never stops, she also teased some major tour news during her set at Philadelphia’s Jingle Ball. That’s right—she’s hitting the road! No details yet, but start saving for tickets and a fresh set of glittery outfits.

1432 is coming, Katy’s spreading her butterfly wings, and we’re all just here for the ride. As Katy might say, “Teenage dreams never die—they just get deluxe editions!”

The metamorphosis is complete 1432 🦋

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) December 19, 2024

Chris Martin Dropped a Few Dakota Johnson Nuggets in His Latest Interview, Including Calling Her a Bestie and Then Zipping His Lips About Romance

December 19, 2024

Chris Martin, the 47-year-old frontman of Coldplay and official distributor of soothing breakup anthems, casually name-dropped Dakota Johnson, his 35-year-old actress girlfriend/possible secret fiancée (cue dramatic music), a few times in a new Rolling Stone interview.

Now, before you grab your magnifying glasses to decode his love life, let’s address the elephant in the room: the breakup rumors. This year, the internet tried to stir the pot by speculating that Chris and Dakota were dunzo. But Dakota’s rep swooped in with a verbal mic drop, essentially saying, “Nah, we’re good over here. Move along.”

When the Rolling Stone interviewer gingerly poked the bear and asked Chris to spill the tea on those split rumors or their romance in general, he firmly declined with the grace of a man dodging a personal question at Thanksgiving dinner. He did, however, deliver this gem:

“It is important to say that [romantic love] is such a big factor in everything, even though it feels right to keep it precious and private; I’m not denying its power.”

Translation? Love is important. Love is private. And you, dear reader, are not on the guest list for the Love Club.

But wait! Chris didn’t completely leave Dakota out of the conversation. In fact, she popped up two more times like a cameo in a Marvel movie. First, he mentioned that they recently vibed to Kacey Musgraves’ Golden Hour together, a.k.a. the perfect soundtrack for staring lovingly into each other’s eyes or debating the correct way to fold laundry.

Next, when asked about his inner circle, Chris gave a shout-out to his A-team:

“Phil [Harvey], Dakota, Jonny [Buckland], Will [Champion], and Guy [Berryman],” his Coldplay bandmates and manager, who presumably double as the group chat moderators. He also tossed in “my kids,” Apple (20) and Moses (18), because of course, they’re on the list.

So, while Chris isn’t dishing out rom-com-level details about his relationship with Dakota, he’s letting us know she’s in the mix. As for the engagement rumors? Those are staying in the vault for now—probably somewhere between Apple’s secret recipe for a perfect smoothie and Coldplay’s next album tracklist.

Chris Martin Dropped a Few Dakota Johnson Nuggets in His Latest Interview, Including Calling Her a Bestie and Then Zipping His Lips About Romance

Sydney Sweeney & Amanda Seyfried Bring the Drama This Christmas with ‘The Housemaid’!

December 19, 2024

“The Housemaid” is packing its bags and moving in to blow your minds on Christmas Day 2025. Forget cookies and carols; this year, we’re unwrapping secrets and suspense, courtesy of Lionsgate. Variety spilled the tea, and let’s just say, it’s piping hot.

Who’s in the Cast?
Let’s talk star power! We’ve got Sydney Sweeney, who’s been stealing hearts and wigs in Euphoria, teaming up with Amanda Seyfried, the queen of everything from Mean Girls to The Dropout. Throw in Brandon Sklenar and the smoldering Michele Morrone, and we’ve got a cast so good-looking, you might forget this is a psychological thriller and not a high-fashion runway.

This dream team is backed by the creative genius of Paul Feig, aka the guy who gave us Bridesmaids and made us laugh-cry in public. Screenwriter Rebecca Sonnenshine is handling the script, ensuring every gasp and gasp-for-air moment is perfectly timed.

What’s the Tea?
The plot, in a nutshell: Millie (played by Sweeney) is broke, down on her luck, and probably one late rent payment away from moving into her car. Enter Nina (Seyfried) and Andrew (Sklenar), a fabulously rich couple who hire her as their housemaid. Sounds dreamy, right? WRONG. Turns out, Nina and Andrew have skeletons in their designer closets—and we’re not just talking last season’s couture. Millie quickly realizes she’s signed up for a job that’s less “fluffing pillows” and more “running for her life.”

Erin Westerman of Lionsgate practically fangirled when the project was announced back in October. “Sydney and Amanda are perfect for these roles,” she gushed. “They’re mysterious, layered, and bring that ‘Wait, are they the villain, or am I crazy?’ energy we love.”

Why You Should Care
If you’re one of the million+ readers who devoured Freida McFadden’s The Housemaid, you’re probably already marking your calendar. For everyone else, let me break it down: this book-turned-movie has everything. Twists, turns, secrets, lies, and probably some moments that will have you yelling at the screen like it’s a bad reality TV show.

Lionsgate is betting big on this one, reuniting with Paul Feig after A Simple Favor and its upcoming sequel. If you loved Gone Girl or The Girl on the Train, prepare for The Housemaid to be your new obsession.

Christmas 2025: Prepare for Drama
So, forget decking the halls or roasting chestnuts; you’ve got a date with “The Housemaid” on December 25, 2025. Whether you’re in it for the psychological mind games, the all-star cast, or just to stare at Michele Morrone being ridiculously handsome, one thing’s for sure: this movie is about to clean up.

Sydney Sweeney & Amanda Seyfried Bring the Drama This Christmas with ‘The Housemaid’!

Beast Games Is Here to Blow Your Mind—And Probably Your Socks Off!

December 19, 2024

Beast Games has entered the chat! The much-hyped reality TV extravaganza from everyone’s favorite YouTube philanthropist and chaos creator, MrBeast, premiered today (Thursday, December 19) on Prime Video. Yes, you can watch it right now, so what are you waiting for? Oh right, you’re here for the juicy deets. Let’s dive in!

What’s the Show About?
Picture this: 1,000 people battling it out in what can only be described as an epic combo of Survivor, Squid Game, and that one Monopoly game that ruined your family Thanksgiving. Prime Video describes it as “a record-breaking competition series” where contestants flex their muscles, brains, and probably a little bit of sass to win a mind-melting $5 million. That’s right—five million smackeroos! Enough cash to buy a small island or 500,000 cups of overpriced coffee.

Contestants will face grueling challenges that test their physical strength, mental sharpness, and ability to keep a straight face while yelling, “I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!” Only one will emerge victorious, but hey, at least everyone else gets a cool story for their Instagram captions.

How to Watch
If you’ve got Prime Video (and if you don’t, what are you even doing with your life?), you’re golden. Just log in, click play, and prepare to scream at your screen as contestants do things you’d never attempt without a liability waiver.

The Episode Rundown
Here’s the tea: Beast Games drops its episodes weekly, giving you plenty of time to speculate, argue with friends, and create wildly inaccurate fan theories. The first two episodes are out now—so cancel your plans, grab your popcorn, and get comfy. Here’s the schedule so you can mark your calendars like the dedicated fan you are:

– Episode 1 – December 19
– Episode 2 – December 19 (Double feature, because MrBeast knows we’re greedy!)
– Episode 3 – December 26
– Episode 4 – January 2
– Episode 5 – January 9
– Episode 6 – January 16
– Episode 7 – January 23
– Episode 8 – January 30
– Episode 9 – February 6
– Episode 10 – February 13

The Trailer
If you haven’t watched the trailer yet, do yourself a favor and check it out ASAP. It’s a wild rollercoaster of dramatic music, epic slow-mo shots, and contestants who clearly think $5 million is worth losing their dignity on national TV. Spoiler alert: it absolutely is.

So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and jump into Beast Games—where the stakes are high, the challenges are ridiculous, and MrBeast continues his reign as the internet’s unofficial king of over-the-top generosity. Will you be watching? Or are you too busy planning how you’d win $5 million?

Get Ready to “Step Into Christmas” with Cara Delevingne as Elton John!

December 18, 2024

Cara Delevingne is stepping into the sparkly shoes of Elton John in the music video for “Step Into Christmas”! Yes, you heard that right! It’s like if Santa Claus got a glam makeover and decided to drop some beats instead of just gifts.

This festive frolic reimagines the behind-the-scenes chaos of Elton’s legendary 1973 video. Picture it: a production crew frantically trying to deck the halls before Elton arrives. They’re all like, “More tinsel! Less chaos!” But chaos is the name of the game! First, there’s a rogue turkey running amok like it’s auditioning for “Dancing with the Stars,” then they forget to book a reindeer—like, seriously, who drops the ball on that? And just when you think it can’t get crazier, a deranged fan crashes the party! If this is what “getting into the holiday spirit” looks like, someone pass the eggnog!

Elton himself chimed in, saying, “I saw Cara at Glastonbury last summer, and we had a chat about how much we’d love to work together. I mean, who wouldn’t want to team up with someone who’s as hilarious as a cat in a Christmas sweater? When the idea came up for her to play me in this wacky homage to the 1973 ‘Step Into Christmas’ video, I knew it was a match made in holiday heaven. Thank goodness Cara agreed, or I might have had to recruit a very confused turkey instead!”

And Cara? Oh, she was over the moon! “Elton has always been my idol. To say his music has profoundly affected me is like saying a Christmas tree has a few ornaments. It’s a massive understatement! When he asked me to play him in this recreation, I was like, ‘Where do I sign?’ Honestly, I’d love to channel my inner Elton every single day. Maybe one day he’ll return the favor and star in my totally made-up, not-yet-pitched biopic. I mean, fingers crossed, right?”

Originally released on November 23, 1973, “Step Into Christmas” took the world by storm, peaking at No. 1 on the Billboard Christmas Singles chart in the US and cruising to No. 24 on the UK Singles Chart.

So, grab your hot cocoa, pop some popcorn, and get ready to watch the hilarious new music video that’s sure to spread more cheer than a jolly old elf on Christmas Eve!

‘La Palma’: Netflix’s Latest Disaster Show—Real Danger or Just Explosive Drama?

December 18, 2024

Netflix has done it again. They’ve cooked up another binge-worthy series, and this time, it’s not just breaking hearts—it’s breaking islands! Enter La Palma, the four-part disaster drama that’s got everyone asking, “Is this real life or just Hollywood chaos?”

The plot is simple but dramatic: a Norwegian family’s tropical vacay on La Palma takes a turn for the apocalyptic when some overly enthusiastic young researcher decides to yell “Volcano!” in a crowded room. Predictably, chaos ensues.

Fact Check: True Story or Hot Lava Lies?
Nope, this isn’t based on a true story—sorry, conspiracy theorists! However, La Palma is a real place, and the idea of it sending massive waves to America isn’t entirely off the table.

Nestled in the Canary Islands (a.k.a. Spain’s sun-soaked answer to the Kardashians of the Atlantic), La Palma is known as the “Isla Bonita,” which translates to “Beautiful Island.” Fun fact: It’s also known as “The Island That Might Sink Us All” in certain academic circles. (Okay, not really. But it could be!)

The Big, Wet, Scary Tsunami Theory
Back in 2001, some scientists thought, “What if this giant volcano on La Palma crumbles and makes a mega-tsunami?” They even wrote a paper about it, warning of waves taller than your average giraffe hitting the Americas.

Thankfully, cooler heads (and smarter mapping) prevailed. Turns out, volcanoes don’t collapse like Jenga towers. They crumble bit by bit, like your willpower at a buffet. So, if La Palma’s volcano ever gets dramatic, the waves would be more of a splash pad situation—3 to 7 feet high by the time they reach the U.S., according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

Oh, and That Volcano Actually Erupted Recently!
In 2021, La Palma’s Cumbre Vieja volcano decided it was time for a comeback tour, erupting for the first time in 50 years. It wasn’t just a quick lava burp, either—this bad boy erupted for 85 days straight, earning the title of “Longest Eruption in Island History.” (Take that, Mount Doom!)

While there were no deaths (thankfully), over 7,000 residents had to pack up and leave. The lava also wiped out thousands of properties, banana farms, and probably a few dreams of peaceful island living.

So, Could It Really Happen?
In short: kind of, but not like in the show. If you’re imagining a wave the size of Godzilla smashing through New York, take a deep breath. The science says La Palma is more likely to give the U.S. a gentle slap than a knockout punch.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama of La Palma—but maybe don’t book your next vacation there without checking the seismic forecast first. 🌋

Nick Jonas Goes Viral for His Musk-y Mishap – Fans Are Losing It Over the Interaction!

December 18, 2024

Nick Jonas, the heartthrob-turned-tweet-dropper, has shaken up the internet once again. This time, it’s not because of a soulful serenade or a perfectly gelled curl. Nope, it’s because he decided to cozy up to Elon Musk on Twitter/X (or whatever we’re calling it these days).

So, here’s the tea: Elon, the Tesla overlord and part-time meme enthusiast, decided to sprinkle some nostalgia on his timeline. He reposted a Jonas Brothers GIF from their iconic skit, featuring Nick and Kevin flipping a table as Joe strolls in to deliver the unforgettable line, “Oh, how the tables have turned.” (Seriously, that GIF deserves its own Grammy for dramatic flair.)

Elon captioned it, “My, how the tables have turned! 😂” because even billionaires love a good throwback moment. But then—brace yourselves—Nick Jonas saw it. Not only did he see it, but he also QUOTED it, replying with, “Take us to the Year 3000,” and a picture of Elon pointing dramatically.

Cue the internet’s collective record scratch moment. Fans didn’t exactly take this as a harmless joke. Instead, they leaped into the comments faster than a Tesla in Ludicrous Mode.

“DELETE THIS,” one fan demanded, while another chimed in with, “Nick, don’t make me block you. I’ll do it.” (And we believe them; fandoms are scary.)

Some fans, though, attempted to find deeper meaning in Nick’s Year 3000 shoutout. “Maybe he’s saying he wants to escape to the future because the present is a dumpster fire,” one hopeful fan theorized, adding, “I mean, he was home-schooled, so let’s give him some slack.” (Home-school shade? Really?)

Meanwhile, critics couldn’t help but note Elon’s current alignment with a certain former president, which only poured gasoline on the drama fire. Nick’s timing? Questionable. The backlash? Swift. The memes? Chef’s kiss.

In the midst of this chaos, the Jonas Brothers announced they’d be performing for Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest, celebrating their 20th anniversary. So, if 2025 starts with Nick, Kevin, and Joe belting out classics like “Burnin’ Up,” let’s hope Nick keeps the social media shoutouts in check. Stick to singing, Nick—we love you, but the internet is unforgiving!

Take us to the Year 3000. https://t.co/vk0sdBhrXS pic.twitter.com/CSG7ItCmES

— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) December 17, 2024

DC Drops First Look at Rachel Brosnahan and Crew in New ‘Superman’ Teaser: Daily Planet Gets a Glow-Up

December 18, 2024

The first sneak peek at the new Superman movie has landed, and it’s giving us chills faster than a speeding bullet! Center stage? The unstoppable Rachel Brosnahan, taking her talents from marvelous Maisel to fearless reporter Lois Lane. Move over, Clark Kent; the newsroom has a new MVP.

In the teaser, Rachel rocks the Daily Planet office like it’s a fashion runway (let’s be real, Lois Lane probably invented “business chic”). The big reveal comes ahead of the official teaser trailer, which drops on Thursday, December 19, so start marking your calendars and setting alarms.

But Rachel isn’t hogging the superhero spotlight. David Corenswet’s Superman also makes a dramatic entrance, flexing his cape-game and soaring through the skies like he just remembered he left the oven on. All this unfolds with somber music and plenty of concerned Metropolis citizens looking up like they just spotted their ex at the grocery store.

Also making appearances are the Daily Planet’s all-star lineup: Skyler Gisondo as Jimmy Olsen, snapping pics like it’s the Met Gala; Beck Bennett as Steve Lombard, ready to mansplain sports; Mikaela Hoover as Cat Grant, who’s probably too cool for anyone in the room; and Christopher McDonald as Ron Troupe, looking like he has at least three Pulitzer prizes under his belt.

The day before the teaser drop, DC blessed fans with a sleek new poster. It features David’s Superman posing heroically in his suit with a tagline so simple yet effective, you might need tissues: “Look up.” (As if we wouldn’t!)

So, set your watches, charge your popcorn budget, and get ready to swoon because Superman flies back into theaters on July 11, 2025. It’s about to be the summer of truth, justice, and jaw-dropping cinematic vibes. Up, up, and away!

Teaser Trailer Tomorrow at 6AM PT. #Superman Join the countdown at https://t.co/RefNrlsmoy pic.twitter.com/y31N4XFLcC

— Superman (@Superman) December 18, 2024

Courteney Cox to Scream Again in ‘Scream 7’ – Because Why Stop Now?

December 18, 2024

Guess who’s back in the scream business? That’s right, Courteney Cox is dusting off her iconic Gale Weathers haircut (hopefully not the one from Scream 3) to return for Scream 7. According to a new report, the 60-year-old actress is set to reprise her role as everyone’s favorite nosy reporter-turned-survivor-turned-reporter-again in the seventh installment of the franchise. And no, Ghostface, we’re not tired yet.

Variety revealed the movie is slated for a 2026 release, meaning we’ve got three years to speculate about how many stab wounds Gale will narrowly avoid this time. Cox, by the way, has been in every single Scream film to date. She’s basically the franchise’s MVP, or at least its most stab-resistant character. At this point, Gale’s probably more prepared for Ghostface than he is for her.

Back in September, Courteney spilled some beans, saying, “I’m not officially signed on. I’m not, but there will be a Scream 7.” Translation: she was still waiting for her agent to finalize the contract and for catering to confirm there’d be avocado toast on set.

She also mentioned waiting for the final script, though she was “excited” that Scream 7 would mark Kevin Williamson’s first time directing one of these slasher flicks. For those living under a rock—or perhaps avoiding scary movies—Williamson is the guy who wrote the OG Scream back in 1996. “You can’t get better than that choice,” Courteney said. And honestly, we agree. A writer directing his own franchise? It’s like letting the chef finally serve their best dish instead of letting someone else microwave it.

But let’s talk about the real emotional moment here. Courteney really wants Dewey back. If you don’t remember Dewey (played by David Arquette), he’s the loveable, slightly bumbling sheriff who met his untimely end in Scream 5. “I understand the reasons they did it,” Courteney said, sounding like someone trying to forgive a friend who ate the last slice of pizza. “But whoa! Talk about a missed character.”

She went on to say Dewey is “so loved by Scream fans,” and honestly, who could argue? The guy survived more Ghostface attacks than seems medically plausible, and his mustache alone deserves its own spin-off. “They have to figure it out,” she added. Maybe Gale is planning to pitch a Scream-verse multiverse where Dewey gets resurrected? Stranger things have happened.

So, buckle up, horror fans. It looks like Courteney Cox is ready to once again dodge knives, deliver snarky one-liners, and remind us all that Gale Weathers is forever the queen of investigative journalism—even if her scoops often involve running from masked killers.

Courteney Cox to Scream Again in ‘Scream 7’ – Because Why Stop Now?

Sarah Hyland Returns to Broadway, Channels Daisy Buchanan—Because Why Not?

December 18, 2024

Sarah Hyland is ditching her Modern Family roots and waltzing her way back onto Broadway like she never left. That’s right, the 34-year-old is stepping into the sparkly shoes of none other than Daisy Buchanan in The Great Gatsby musical. According to People (so it’s legit), Hyland is replacing Eva Noblezada, who was busy being fabulous as the OG Daisy.

Naturally, Sarah had to mark the occasion with a casual mic drop on her Instagram story. “Ten years ago, I hosted a Great Gatsby-themed NYE party,” she wrote. “Now I’m playing THE Daisy Buchanan in @bwaygatsby on BROADWAY!!!!!!” That’s right—if manifesting your NYE theme into a leading role isn’t a win, what is? Somewhere, F. Scott Fitzgerald is slow-clapping.

Sarah isn’t diving into this glittery world alone. Starting in January, Ryan McCartan will be taking over as Jay Gatsby, ready to brood his way through East Egg and sing about green lights or whatever. Sarah joins him on stage beginning February 10th at the Broadway Theatre in NYC, so mark your calendars and polish your flapper gear.

If you’re feeling fancy and want to see her shine brighter than Gatsby’s party decor, tickets are already up for grabs. Just click HERE (but don’t blame me if they sell out faster than a Prohibition speakeasy).

For context, this Broadway comeback is a big deal for Sarah. The last time she graced the Great White Way was nearly two decades ago in Grey Gardens (2006-2007), where she presumably nailed the art of playing complicated women. More recently, she flexed her stage muscles in Little Shop of Horrors Off-Broadway earlier this year, proving that she’s still got it—and then some.

So, here’s to Sarah Hyland: Daisy Buchanan 2.0, Broadway comeback queen, and living proof that New Year’s resolutions can take a decade to pay off. Cheers, old sport!

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Jelly Roll Spills the Tea on Meeting Trump at a UFC Match, Claps Back at Critics

December 18, 2024

Jelly Roll, the charismatic crooner of “Run It,” found himself in a political plot twist no one saw coming when he shook hands with Donald Trump at UFC 309 at Madison Square Garden on November 16th. What followed? A cocktail of controversy and confusion, shaken and stirred by the internet. Naturally, he spilled all the beans—and maybe some moonshine—on his wife Bunnie XO’s podcast Dumb Blonde.

Here’s the thing: Jelly Roll gives zero flips about the backlash. Zero. Nada. Zilch.

“Dude, like seriously? If someone says, ‘Hey, wanna meet the president-elect?’ I’m not gonna be like, ‘Nah, I’ve got laundry to fold.’ I’m going,” Jelly declared, with all the chill of a man who knows his priorities.

He went on: “Listen, if Joe Biden called me up mid-taco bite and said, ‘Hey, wanna hang?’ I’d be out the door with guac on my shirt. It’s the president! Policies? Schmolicies. I don’t even know where my keys are half the time, let alone what anyone’s stance is on tariffs.”

Let’s get one thing straight: Jelly isn’t trying to be all, “I’m not political,” while secretly clutching a list of hot takes. No, he’s the dude who openly admits he’s not playing the politics game because, honestly, he hasn’t even read the rulebook.

“Look, I grew up in a house where voting was like a family sport,” he explained. “My parents were all, ‘Do your civic duty!’ But they also drilled into me this old-school respect-your-leaders vibe. So yeah, meeting Trump? That was wild.”

But did the internet go bananas about it? Oh, absolutely. Jelly Roll, however, isn’t losing sleep over keyboard warriors.

“It was awesome to meet Trump. That’s the truth. It’s like getting to meet the final boss in a video game,” he said, shrugging off the drama. “And honestly? If shaking hands with a president gets you hate, what do I get for hugging my neighbor who still mows his lawn in jean shorts?”

Bunnie XO chimed in with her two cents, which might as well have been gold-plated. “Meeting a president—or even a vice president—is a freaking honor! It’s like, ‘Hi, I exist in the history books now, thank you.’”

Moral of the story? Jelly Roll’s got his priorities straight: tacos, presidents, and not sweating the small stuff. The man’s living his best life, and honestly? Respect.

Timmy & Saoirse: BFFs on the Red Carpet and Still Figuring Out Fame

December 18, 2024

London, December 18—Timothée Chalamet and Saoirse Ronan reunited, setting the internet ablaze by gracing the same red carpet for the first time in five years. Naturally, this wasn’t just a casual hangout at Starbucks; they were at BFI Southbank for an In Conversation event, aka a fancy way to say “Let’s reminisce while people stare at us lovingly.”

The dynamic duo, who’ve lit up our screens in Greta Gerwig’s Lady Bird (2017) and Little Women (2019), shared heartfelt tidbits about their enduring friendship and the ups, downs, and general weirdness of being really, really famous.

Friendship That Survives the Busy Lives of Hollywood Stars
Saoirse Ronan, queen of relatable wisdom, shared how her friendship with Timothée has stood the test of time and Hollywood’s madness.

“We dip back in every few years,” she said, as if their friendship was a magical fountain they only visit occasionally but always remember how to find. “What’s beautiful is that we’re both killing it right now, so our paths keep crossing.” Translation? They’re too busy being iconic to hang out weekly, but when they do, it’s pure cinematic magic.

Fame? Timmy Finds It Boring
Timothée, whose cheekbones have their own fan club, was quick to downplay the whole fame thing, calling it “the most boring thing to talk about in my life.” We get it, Timmy. Being adored by millions must be exhausting.

Saoirse chimed in with her own take, saying she just pretends none of it exists. A bold strategy, considering paparazzi don’t magically disappear when you close your eyes, but hey, if it works for her, maybe we should try it next time someone asks us for our email at the checkout counter.

A Night to Remember
Fans left the event wondering if they just witnessed the modern-day equivalent of Shakespearean BFFs. Timmy and Saoirse’s undeniable chemistry (platonic, calm down, shippers) and ability to turn mundane fame-talk into a heartfelt yet hilarious moment proves why we’ll never stop rooting for them.

What’s next? Another movie together? A buddy comedy where they play themselves? A TikTok collab? Whatever it is, we’re ready, popcorn in hand.

Timmy & Saoirse: BFFs on the Red Carpet and Still Figuring Out Fame

Megan Fox & Machine Gun Kelly Split Saga: Who’s Begging, Who’s Bothered, and What’s Next?

December 18, 2024

The Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drama is heating up, and it’s spicier than a Thanksgiving dinner argument over politics. These two were the king and queen of PDA, but now? Let’s just say the crowns are off, and one of them is frantically trying to glue theirs back together.

Here’s the tea: The 38-year-old actress and the 34-year-old walking tattoo gallery reportedly called it quits over Thanksgiving weekend. And in the middle of stuffing and pie-induced food comas, they dropped this bombshell while also preparing for the arrival of their first child together. Timing, people!

Now, according to a source spilling to ET (who we assume is either their houseplant or someone with way too much free time), one of these star-crossed lovers is doing everything short of skywriting “I’m Sorry” to make things right. Yep, MGK is apparently on a mission to win Megan back, armed with who-knows-what—a guitar? A bouquet of roses? A poorly written sonnet?

But wait, there’s a plot twist! Megan isn’t exactly rushing to RSVP “yes” to this reunion party. The insider said she’s not a fan of being yanked back into “relationship drama.” Translation? She’s over it. She’s got bigger fish to fry—like figuring out how to co-parent, prepping for baby #1, and, oh yeah, just prioritizing herself and her kids.

Word on the street is she’s “looking forward to growing her family” (and we assume not just with MGK’s emo vibes in the picture). So while MGK is out there probably penning the next big heartbreak anthem, Megan’s busy plotting her next chapter—and it might just be sans chaos.

Stay tuned. Will they reconcile? Will Megan ghost him harder than a Thanksgiving turkey gets ghosted at dessert? Grab your popcorn, because this reality show isn’t over yet!

Zoe Kravitz Spills the Tea on Casting Channing Tatum in Blink Twice: “He’s Charismatic, Not Creepy!”

December 18, 2024

Zoe Kravitz, the queen of effortlessly cool vibes and enviable cheekbones, has peeled back the curtain on her directorial debut, Blink Twice. In this artsy thriller, Zoe not only wrote and directed but also recruited Channing Tatum to star as the leading man. Because, obviously, if you’re making a movie and Channing Tatum is available, you say yes. It’s practically a law.

Speaking in the Variety Directors on Directors interview with her The Batman director Matt Reeves (a.k.a. the guy who helped her transform into Catwoman), Zoe got candid about why she handpicked Channing and Naomi Ackie for their roles.

“Channing was the first person I thought of for Slater King,” Zoe confessed, adding, “I don’t know where that came from.” (Translation: She saw Magic Mike and thought, This guy could totally play a mysterious, maybe-slightly-shady dude with a secret. Because, same.) She explained that Slater had to be the kind of guy you’d trust enough to board a sketchy plane with, and let’s be real—Channing’s the kind of man who could sell you a timeshare and make you think it was your idea.

“I wanted to weaponize his charisma,” Zoe added. (Yes, girl! We love a strategic queen.) Apparently, this was a whole new vibe for Channing, whose usual roles lean more toward charming goofball than potentially nefarious airline enthusiast.

When it came to Naomi Ackie, Zoe was equally calculated. She needed an actress whose face could do all the things. “So much about that character is about her face saying one thing and her eyes saying another,” Zoe explained. (Basically, Naomi needed to serve full drama with a side of subtlety, and she nailed it.) After a meeting and a quick work-check, Zoe knew Naomi was her gal. “She understood on a fundamental level what the movie was,” Zoe said. Translation: Naomi got the assignment.

Of course, the Channing-Zoe collaboration didn’t stop at the script. Sparks flew on set, and the two started dating, eventually getting engaged. But, alas, their love story ended after three years. Hollywood relationships, am I right? It’s like mixing work and romance is some kind of rom-com-level risk.

Moral of the story: Zoe Kravitz knows how to cast a movie, and she knows how to keep us all intrigued with her effortlessly cool life choices. We’re already wondering what she’ll do next (besides probably inspiring us all to rethink our wardrobes).

Zoe Kravitz Spills the Tea on Casting Channing Tatum in Blink Twice: “He’s Charismatic, Not Creepy!”

Millie Bobby Brown Goes Full Robo-Hunting in the LOL-Worthy Trailer for The Electric State!

December 18, 2024

Millie Bobby Brown is back — and this time, she’s taking on robots! The official trailer for The Electric State has dropped, and it’s giving retro-futuristic chaos, sibling drama, and a side of robot comedy that you didn’t know you needed.

Here’s the deal: Millie stars as Michelle, an orphaned teenager with a serious knack for surviving a world where robots have decided they’ve had enough of humanity’s nonsense. Think the 1990s, but instead of boy bands and Tamagotchis, you’ve got cartoon-looking robots who went rogue and now chill in a desert wasteland. Michelle’s peaceful (if lonely) life is turned upside down when Cosmo — a robot so adorable it could rival a Pixar character — shows up and says, “Surprise! Your genius kid brother Christopher isn’t dead; he’s just tangled up in some robot uprising drama.”

Cue Michelle going full Mad Max meets Stranger Things as she teams up with Chris Pratt’s Keats, who is basically a low-budget Han Solo with a knack for smuggling and cracking bad jokes. Along for the ride is Keats’ robot buddy, Herman (played by Anthony Mackie), who probably has the best one-liners in the whole movie. Together, this chaotic crew hits the road across the American Southwest, dodging killer robots and shady humans while hunting for Christopher and the truth behind his mysterious disappearance.

Oh, and it wouldn’t be a proper quest without some eccentric side characters. Enter the wackiest animatronic allies this side of Chuck E. Cheese, plus a star-studded human cast featuring Ke Huy Quan, Jason Alexander, Giancarlo Esposito, and Stanley Tucci (because why not?). You’ll also hear the voices of Woody Harrelson, Brian Cox, Jenny Slate, and others lending their vocal talents to a robotic circus of chaos.

Directed by the same geniuses who gave us Avengers: Endgame, this movie promises big laughs, bigger explosions, and a retro-futuristic vibe so cool you’ll want to dust off your Walkman. The action, heart, and humor all lead up to Michelle’s showdown in the “Exclusion Zone” — aka the place where the robots who said, “We’re done with y’all,” now have their own desert commune.

Mark your calendars because The Electric State will officially zap onto Netflix on March 14th. Until then, prepare yourself for Millie Bobby Brown kicking butt, wisecracking robots, and Chris Pratt looking like he just rolled out of a space-western thrift shop. This one’s shaping up to be a wild ride! 🚀

Adele’s Chart-Topper Hit With a Brazilian Plagiarism Plot Twist!

December 18, 2024

Adele’s 2015 hit “Million Years Ago” has been slapped with a plagiarism scandal so spicy it could rival a telenovela plot twist. A Brazilian judge has ruled that the soulful tune isn’t so much Adele’s as it is…borrowed. Yes, you heard that right. Borrowed without a library card.

The drama started when Brazilian composer Toninho Geraes, a 62-year-old veteran of samba, pointed a finger (presumably rhythmically) at Adele’s track, claiming it’s a copy-paste remix of his 1996 classic “Mulheres,” famously performed by Martinho da Vila. In musical terms? Adele allegedly samba-ed right into copyright infringement territory.

The Verdict: Judge Torres vs. Global Streaming Giants
Judge Victor Torres of Rio de Janeiro wasn’t about to let this slide. In a decision that likely made Sony and Universal’s lawyers choke on their cappuccinos, the judge issued a preliminary injunction demanding Adele’s song be yanked off streaming services and radio playlists faster than you can say “Oi, tudo bem?”

Oh, and just to keep things spicy, the court threw in a little cherry on top: an $8,000 fine for every act of non-compliance. That’s right—if Adele’s labels decide to play hardball, their wallets might end up feeling as empty as a karaoke bar on a Monday.

“This Is for Samba!” – Toninho’s Lawyer Speaks Out
Fredimio Trotta, the lawyer leading the charge for Toninho, called this ruling a victory not just for his client, but for Brazilian music as a whole. In a statement dripping with courtroom drama, he declared, “International producers who think Brazilian music is their creative buffet will think twice now.” Translation? If you’re gonna sample samba, bring your wallet and some respect.

Trotta went on to poetically proclaim, “Interrupted plagiarism is plagiarism that doesn’t make a profit.” Deep, right? He’s also helping Toninho sue for lost royalties, $160,000 in emotional damages (because heartbreak hurts, even in the music biz), and—wait for it—a songwriting credit on Adele’s song. Imagine: Toninho Geraes, co-writer of an Adele track. Sounds like an epic plot for a Netflix docuseries.

Samba vs. Soul: The Mash-Up You Didn’t Know You Needed
For those curious about this alleged melody heist, you can find mash-ups online that’ll let you compare “Mulheres” and “Million Years Ago.” And honestly? The samba vibes are undeniable. Did Adele’s team sneakily samba-fy a global hit? Or is this just another case of melodies accidentally crossing oceans?

While we wait for Adele’s team to respond (probably with British politeness but underlying sass), one thing’s for sure: Brazil just proved it can bring the heat—not just in music but in courtroom drama.

Are Chloe Bailey & Burna Boy an Item? Let’s Unpack the PDA Parade in Nigeria!

December 18, 2024

Chloe Bailey and Burna Boy might just be the unexpected plot twist 2024 needed—and boy, are they leaning into the rom-com vibes!

The 26-year-old songstress and certified heartthrob Chloe touched down in Lagos, Nigeria, on Sunday (December 15), likely breaking the sound barrier with her entrance because, honestly, the drama practically wrote itself. She was greeted at the airport with a bouquet so massive it probably needed its own passport. Then came the main event: a rendezvous with Burna Boy, the 33-year-old Afrobeats titan whose charisma alone could power Lagos nightlife.

By Monday night (December 16), the duo was out club-hopping, holding hands, and serving more chemistry than a high school science lab. Burna and Chloe danced like no one was watching—except everyone was. A certain chain made its cameo appearance too: Burna’s ODG chain found a new home on Chloe’s neck, solidifying its status as the unofficial symbol of “are-they-or-aren’t-they” relationships.

For those itching for receipts, there’s video footage of them swaying to the beats (cue dramatic zoom-ins), plus photos of them walking hand in hand like two co-stars in a Nollywood-meets-Hollywood blockbuster. And oh, the icing on the PDA cake? They wrapped up their night in a Ferrari because Burna Boy clearly doesn’t believe in subtlety.

Now, before we declare them the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of Gen Z, neither Chloe nor Burna Boy has dropped any confirmations. They’ve gone full “mysterious celebrity couple” mode—zero statements, cryptic Instagram posts pending.

Let’s not forget Chloe’s dating history. She was linked to Gunna back in 2022 after their steamy collab on “You & Me” (plot twist: it wasn’t just you and him?). Then came the Tyga rumors last December, sparked by them leaving a club together—because, obviously, no one leaves a club with someone unless there’s an engagement ring involved. And let’s not overlook her shutting down Quavo chatter earlier this year. “He’s a really nice guy,” she said, translating to: “Y’all are reaching.”

So, what’s the verdict on Chloe and Burna? Are they dating, or just enjoying a whirlwind of clubs, chains, and Ferraris? Either way, one thing’s clear: they’ve got the internet spinning faster than a DJ’s turntable in Lagos. Stay tuned, because this story might just have sequels.

CHLOE BAILEY IS SO OBSESSED WITH BURNA BOY. 🥹 pic.twitter.com/wh6GykniGx

— benny. (@benny7gg) December 17, 2024

Dick Van Dyke, Malibu’s 99-Year-Old Action Hero, Gets a Fire Rescue Cameo from His Neighbors

December 18, 2024

When you’re 99 years young and a living legend like Dick Van Dyke, you’d think retirement would involve naps and reruns of The Dick Van Dyke Show. But no—Dick decided to spice things up by starring in his very own action thriller: Escape from Malibu Fire! Spoiler alert: the neighbors played the superheroes.

The chaos unfolded when the Franklin Fire decided to cosplay as a dragon, blazing its way through Malibu Canyon, California. As smoke painted the sky, Dick realized it was time to ditch the backyard shuffleboard and evacuate. But evacuating at 99 isn’t exactly a walk in the park. It’s more like trying to run a marathon when your main cardio is dancing in Mary Poppins… 50 years ago.

“It was coming over the hill, you could see it,” Dick shared, sounding like a cowboy describing a stampede. “And oh my god, we got out of here.”

But before you imagine a graceful retreat, hold your horses. Dick wasn’t exactly sprinting to safety. Instead, he found himself tangled in what can only be described as a showdown with a garden hose. “I was trying to crawl to the car. I had exhausted myself. I couldn’t get up,” he admitted. Yes, even legends have their moments of mortal struggle.

Cue the entrance of Malibu’s Neighborly Avengers™. Three locals swooped in, picked up the man who’s entertained us for decades, and carried him to safety. As if that wasn’t enough, they turned back to douse the flames licking at Dick’s guest house. Real-life heroes.

The Franklin Fire wasn’t messing around, though. It torched over 4,000 acres, flattened 20 structures, and gave the Malibu real estate market a collective anxiety attack. Among the losses were nine single-family homes, proving once again that wildfires don’t discriminate.

By Tuesday, the fire was 63% contained, which is like saying Malibu was 63% done being stressed out.

As for Dick? He’s safe, sound, and probably rethinking his relationship with garden hoses. If anyone’s earned the right to kick back after this, it’s him.

Our hearts go out to everyone impacted by the wildfire, and a round of applause for Dick’s superhero neighbors. Forget capes—they’re rocking garden gloves and fire extinguishers like pros.

Kim Kardashian’s Mobility Scooter Adventure at Billie Eilish’s Concert: A Ride to Remember

December 18, 2024

Kim Kardashian, queen of reality TV and now apparently a scooter enthusiast, had a night out that was anything but ordinary! The 44-year-old icon rolled up to Billie Eilish’s “Hit Me Hard and Soft Tour” stop at the Kia Forum in Inglewood on December 17, leaving us all wondering: when did Kim trade her stilettos for wheels?

Draped in a white T-shirt, black leather pants, and enough pearl necklaces to outshine a vintage jewelry box, Kim was seen cruising on a mobility scooter like she was auditioning for the next Fast & Furious movie: Senior Circuit. Forget walking—scooting is clearly the new vibe for 2024.

And why the scooter, you ask? Well, earlier this month, Kim casually dropped the bombshell that she had a broken foot. She didn’t say how it happened, but we can only assume it was something fabulously dramatic, like tripping over her diamond-encrusted phone or stepping on a rogue paparazzo.

This wasn’t Kim’s first scooter rodeo, either. Just last week, she rolled into the opening of her SKIMS flagship store in New York City, proving that mobility aids can also double as fashion statements. Honestly, who needs heels when you can accessorize with a motorized ride?

Kim Kardashian: redefining luxury, one scooter at a time.

Kim Kardashian’s Mobility Scooter Adventure at Billie Eilish’s Concert: A Ride to Remember

Flavor Flav Meets President Biden: A Ho-Ho-Hilarious Christmas Party Reunion!

December 18, 2024

We’ve got the most unexpected duo since Santa and his reindeer: Flavor Flav and President Joe Biden! That’s right, the hip-hop icon and the leader of the free world shared the same roof at the White House Christmas Party on December 17, and you just know there were enough laughs to fill a sleigh!

According to our inside elves, Flavor Flav strutted into D.C. on Monday and was whisked away for a private tour of the White House. Rumor has it he was looking for the best place to hang his giant clock! But wait, it gets better—First Lady Jill Biden herself took a break from her holiday cookie baking to personally greet Flav during his tour. Talk about a sweet surprise!

Now, if you think that’s all, think again! Back in July, Flavor Flav and Jill were seen cheering on the U.S. Water Polo Team at the Olympics, proving that their friendship is stronger than fruitcake! Who knew they’d go from splashing in the pool to partying in the Oval Office?

And let’s not forget the highlight of the event—a cute group photo that had us all saying, “Can we get this on a Christmas card?” Just imagine Flav’s clock making a cameo next to the presidential seal. If that doesn’t scream holiday spirit, we don’t know what does!

Flavor Flav and President Biden, making Christmas magic together and reminding us that the best gifts come wrapped in laughter. Now that’s what we call a festive mash-up!

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Dua Lipa Shakes Off Grammys Snub for Radical Optimism Like a Pro—With Just a Hint of Shade

December 18, 2024

Dua Lipa, queen of pop perfection and owner of three shiny Grammy trophies (Best New Artist, remember?), just got hit with a curveball so wild, even she had to stop and go, “Wait, what?!” Her album, Radical Optimism, got a full-on ghosting from the Grammys this year, leaving fans clutching their pearls and Dua… well, not quite sweating it, but definitely side-eyeing the situation.

“I’m so proud of Radical Optimism and where it’s brought me,” the 29-year-old told Billboard UK, oozing calm but definitely sprinkling a pinch of “Y’all sure about this?” energy. “I love that album, and I’m having the time of my life performing it live.” Translation? “Y’all can keep your trophies because I’m out here living my best life on stage while fans scream my name.”

Dua, who’s basically a walking serotonin boost, didn’t let the snub get her down, but she did point out the glaring elephant in the room: recognition. “It would’ve been nice to be recognized by your industry, especially as a woman,” she said, delivering a subtle clap-back so elegant you almost miss the sting. Then she flipped the narrative, queen that she is: “I’m so proud seeing so many incredible female artists nominated at the Grammys this year.”

Translation: I’m proud of my sisters, but don’t forget, I’m still THAT girl.

While Radical Optimism might not be picking up hardware this year, Dua’s busy proving that optimism isn’t just radical—it’s a lifestyle. So let’s all take a page out of her book, shall we? When life hands you a snub, grab a mic, hit the stage, and keep shining like the star you are. 👏✨

Dua Lipa Shakes Off Grammys Snub for Radical Optimism Like a Pro—With Just a Hint of Shade

The Jonas Brothers Are Bringing Their Boy Band Magic to Ring in 2025!

December 18, 2024

The Jonas Brothers are taking over Times Square for Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2025! That’s right, Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas—aka the holy trinity of boy band perfection—will be serenading us as we stumble into the new year on Tuesday, December 31, live from New York City.

ABC made the big announcement, and honestly, who needs fireworks when you have Kevin Jonas? The bros are set to kick off their 20th anniversary celebrations (yes, you’re officially old now) with what’s being hyped as a “thrilling, career-spanning medley performance.” Translation? They’re playing every single banger that made you cry in middle school AND their new jams that somehow still slap in your thirties.

For those of you who forgot (shame on you), the Jonas Brothers first broke onto the scene in 2005 with hair straighter than their teenage fans could handle. By 2006, they dropped their debut album It’s About Time (a title we now realize was foreshadowing their eternal bop status). Fast forward to 2023, and they gifted us The Album—a title so minimalist it’s practically modern art.

Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2025 kicks off at 8/7c on ABC. Can’t stay up late? No problem—stream it on Hulu the next day while nursing your hangover and regretting whatever happened with that champagne toast.

So, whether you’re watching for the music, the confetti, or just to yell “I love you, Joe!” at your TV, the Jonas Brothers are here to make sure your 2025 starts with a bang. Or at least a synchronized jump.

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Kristin Cavallari’s Night of Terrifying Ninja Burglars and HVAC Shenanigans

December 17, 2024

Kristin Cavallari just dropped a tale that sounds like it came straight out of a heist movie—if said movie starred an HVAC guy with poor life choices and questionable crawling skills. Buckle up, because this story is wilder than anything that happened on Laguna Beach.

So, picture this: it’s 2020. Kristin, then-hubby Jay Cutler, and their three kiddos—Camden (the oldest, aka the bed buddy in this saga), Jaxon, and Saylor—are on a vacation that quickly turned into a real-life Mission Impossible.

Kristin wakes up in the middle of the night to find… wait for it… a burglar crawling on her bedroom floor like he’s auditioning for a low-budget spy thriller. Yes, crawling. As in army-style, on the ground, probably trying to avoid the squeaky floorboards.

“I woke up and was like, ‘What the f—k are you doing?!’” Kristin recounted on her Let’s Be Honest podcast. And the burglar? He bolts—ski mask, all-black outfit, and probably his dignity left behind. Dude had the full burglar starter pack. Kristin, on the other hand, was channeling peak Tom Cruise calmness because her son Camden was snoozing beside her, blissfully unaware of the impromptu bedroom floor Olympics.

Apparently, Jay Cutler, the heroic dad we all expected to come charging in, was nowhere to be found. Kristin tried texting him, but the man was off in another wing of the house, living his best life in dreamland. So, what does Kristin do? She leaves Camden in bed (probably thinking, “Stay asleep, kid, mommy’s got this”) and ventures out alone into the house to find Jay.

“I was wandering around the house like, ‘What the f—k is happening?!’” she said, which, honestly, feels like the appropriate reaction when there’s a ski-masked ninja in your home. After what sounds like an eternity of detective work (aka panicked searching), she finally found Jay chilling upstairs with the other two kids, Jaxon and Saylor. Casual.

It wasn’t until she woke Jay up that reality smacked her in the face. The adrenaline wore off, and she started shaking, finally realizing she had just had a run-in with a jewel-thirsty intruder. Speaking of jewels, it turns out this guy wasn’t there for snacks or souvenirs—he was targeting Kristin’s Uncommon James jewelry. Because apparently, even burglars want to accessorize in style.

The burglar didn’t just stop at jewelry, though. Oh no, he also nabbed a backpack stuffed with cash, which seems like an oddly convenient “Hey, rob me!” accessory to keep lying around. Here’s where the plot thickens: they caught him! And get this—it was the HVAC guy. Yes, the same dude who probably came over to fix the air conditioning thought, “You know what else I could do? Commit a felony.”

Kristin’s kids still don’t know about this midnight madness because, let’s face it, the last thing you want to tell your kids is, “Hey, remember that guy who fixed the AC? He also crawled across our floor like Spider-Man’s awkward cousin.”

Kristin wrapped up the tale by saying it was “one of the scariest things” she’s ever experienced. And honestly, we believe her. The only thing scarier would be if the HVAC guy had tried to escape through the vents.

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