OJ Simpson’s Estate Just Told Kim Kardashian “Nope” on Buying a Bible, and the Reason Is Hilarious

Kim Kardashian just got the ultimate “you can’t sit with us” from the OJ Simpson Estate, and it’s all over a Bible. That’s right—Kim wanted to buy back a Bible her late dad, Robert Kardashian, gifted OJ back in the ‘90s. But instead of a warm welcome, she got a hard pass. And the reason? Pure financial pettiness.

Kim’s Price Wasn’t Right
So, Kim, being the sentimental billionaire she is, put in a modest offer of $15,000 for the Bible. This wasn’t just any old scripture—it had a personal inscription from Robert, written right after OJ’s infamous arrest in 1994. But Malcolm LaVergne, the executor of OJ’s estate, basically told Kim, “Nah, girl, we’re good.”

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And his logic? Classic businessman move:

“If we sell it to Kim for $15,000 and the legal fees to approve that cost $15,000, then we just played ourselves,” Malcolm told IconicHipster.com. “Now, if she had come in swinging with $150,000, well then, we’d be sprinting to court faster than OJ in a white Bronco.”

The Bible Is Up for Grabs—But Kim’s Gotta Play the Game
Instead of handing it over to reality TV royalty, the estate decided to put the Bible up for auction, where it currently sits at a bargain price of $9,800. Meaning, if Kim really wants it, she can do what the rest of us do when we want something rare—bid online and hope for the best.

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“She might even get it for cheaper,” Malcolm added, probably laughing.

The Note That Started It All
The Bible in question has a handwritten note from Robert Kardashian himself, penned on June 18, 1994—the day after OJ’s arrest. It reads:

“O.J., this book will help. God loves you, and He will speak to you with His words. Read this book every day. God has a definite plan for your life. You are His child, and He will use you again. I love you, and God loves you.”

Translation: “Bro, you’re in deep. Pray hard.”

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Kim’s Legal Hustle Continues
Kim has been following in her dad’s legal footsteps, studying law and working on prison reform cases. But even with all her power moves—including visiting the White House—she still couldn’t lawyer her way into a sweet family discount on OJ’s Bible.

Moral of the story? Even billionaires have to play by auction house rules. And if Kim really wants that Bible, she might have to unleash her secret weapon—Kris Jenner.

OJ Simpson’s Estate Just Told Kim Kardashian “Nope” on Buying a Bible, and the Reason Is Hilarious

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