Welp, it finally happened—Noah Cyrus just outed her 5-year-old self for having dangerously delusional Disney Channel taste. In a TikTok that nobody asked for but we’re all grateful for, the 25-year-old “Stay Together” singer came clean about a childhood crush that was, frankly, so Disney-coded it hurts.
Apparently, Baby Noah was absolutely feral for none other than Mitchel Musso, aka Oliver Oken—Miley Stewart’s ride-or-die bestie from Hannah Montana. (Yes, that Oliver. The one with the shaggy hair and energy of a squirrel who just chugged a Red Bull.)
In the TikTok, posted May 11, Noah wrote, “Me at the ripe age of 5 yrs old thinking Mitchell [sic] Musso wanted a piece of that,” and honestly? Iconic. She paired it with a gloriously chaotic throwback pic of her toddler self hugging 13-year-old Mitchel from behind, presumably plotting their wedding in a Barbie dream house.
Let’s just break this down. Noah, age 5. Mitchel, age 13. Miley? Probably off somewhere trying to hide her wig and avoid chaos.
Noah’s delivery? Unhinged. Her confidence? Immaculate. The fact she spelled “Mitchel” wrong? Honestly… relatable.
For context, Mitchel and Miley co-starred on Hannah Montana from 2006 to 2011, aka the golden era of questionable fashion choices and iconic catchphrases. During that time, Noah was living her best little sister life, just marinating in Disney stardom and apparently developing elite taste in boys with flip phones and layered polos.
Anyway, justice for 5-year-old Noah. And prayers for Mitchel Musso, who is probably still recovering from the fact that a toddler was mentally proposing to him during his emo side-bang era.
