Nick Cannon has decided that his “family jewels” deserve the same kind of VIP treatment usually reserved for Hollywood legs and celebrity smiles. So, what’s a savvy star to do? Get a multi-million dollar insurance policy on his “most valuable assets,” of course!
Yes, you read that right. The 43-year-old entertainer and host has insured his private parts for a cool $10 million. “You hear about all these different celebrities insuring their legs,” Nick told ET. “So I thought, ‘Hey, why not insure my most prized body part?'”
Nick’s reasoning? “Just making sure nothing goes wrong,” he said with a grin. And while he’s not planning on expanding his already impressive brood anytime soon, he’s taking no chances with his “super sperm.”
Nick, father of 12 children with five different women, is no stranger to the baby game. His notable offspring include twins Monroe and Moroccan with Mariah Carey, a two-year-old with Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi, three kids with Brittany Bell, two with Alyssa Scott, three with Abby De La Rosa, and one with LaNisha Cole. It’s practically a basketball team, plus substitutes!
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest,” Nick quipped. “But I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.” He even gave a shoutout to Dr. Squatch for recognizing the value of his crown jewels and hooking him up with the protection he needs to keep the family tree flourishing.
In the world of celebrity insurance policies, Nick Cannon’s $10 million manhood might just take the cake. Here’s to hoping nothing goes wrong with his newly insured “assets”—the world can’t wait to see what other surprises the Cannon family tree has in store!
@entertainmenttonight Nick Cannon is detailing why he insured his private parts for $10,000,000 last month. 🍆👀 #nickcannon #wildnoutvideos ♬ original sound – Entertainment Tonight
