Millie Bobby Brown’s House Is Basically Noah’s Ark, But With More Drama

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Millie Bobby Brown isn’t just collecting awards—she’s collecting animals. And,she’s not messing around. The Stranger Things star recently revealed that her farm in Georgia is home to a whopping 62 pets (yes, you read that right, SIXTY-TWO). At this point, she might qualify as a Disney princess—just with significantly more fur and the occasional pet drama.

“I have 25 farm animals, 23 foster dogs, 10 personal dogs that live inside my house, and four cats,” Millie casually told BBC Radio 1, as if she didn’t just list enough creatures to start her own animated movie.

Luxury Dog Lifestyles
And before you ask—yes, her indoor dogs are living better than most of us.

“I have gotten them real single beds,” she admitted. That’s right. Millie Bobby Brown’s dogs are sleeping in ACTUAL human beds while the rest of us are out here waking up with back pain from our discount mattresses.

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However, there’s been a slight crackdown on the canine bedtime privileges, thanks to her husband, Jake Bongiovi, who has laid down some very serious ground rules.

“Only one is allowed in the bed now,” she revealed. “Because Jake said, ‘No more in the bed.’”

Translation: Jake is fighting for his life against a Great Dane who thinks the king-size mattress belongs to him.

Meet the VIP (Very Important Pets)
Among Millie’s extensive dog squad, there’s a rottweiler, a golden retriever, a Great Dane, and an 18-year-old blind dachshund named Rigby—a dog so old and frail when she found him, she basically thought he came with a built-in expiration date.

“I took him thinking, ‘He’s not got long left, he’s blind, can’t find his way through,’” she explained.

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Well, joke’s on Millie, because Rigby apparently had other plans.

“This dog is jumping on my couch now. He’s found a new lease on life. I feel like he’s becoming unblind. He knows where the food is, he knows where the bedroom is… I used to call him Rigor Mortis because I really thought he was on his way out. But NO. This dog is thriving.”

Oh, And There’s a Pregnant Donkey
As if things weren’t already chaotic enough, Millie’s donkey is pregnant.

“Betsy and Bernard got together, had a great night out, and now she’s preggers,” Millie explained.

Look, love is in the air at the Brown-Bongiovi household, and clearly, the donkeys are no exception.

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But before you get all warm and fuzzy about the donkey romance, let’s talk donkey-dog relations, because apparently they are at war.

“They will kill a dog if they see a dog,” Millie casually dropped, as if this were just a normal thing to say. “The reason I got them is because I get coyotes, so I got a donkey to deter the coyotes from eating my little dogs.”

So basically, it’s The Hunger Games on this farm, and Millie is running a full-on ecosystem where everyone has a role. The dogs rule the indoors, the donkeys patrol the land, and Rigby—against all odds—has chosen life.

Honestly? Someone give this woman a reality show.

@bbcradio1 millie bobby brown’s pet count is now at…62?! 🤯 ps we LOVE rigby 🥺🫶 #milliebobbybrown #milliebobbybrownedit #radio1 #pet #pets ♬ original sound – BBC Radio 1

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