Miley Cyrus Says She Was the Met Gala’s Stylish Misfit, Suggests Stylists Should Be the New Plus-Ones – And Honestly, She’s Got a Point

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Y’ALL. Hold onto your bedazzled eyebrows and Swarovski-encrusted Crocs because Miley Cyrus just cracked open the glittery vault of Met Gala secrets — and it’s chaos, couture, and a tiny bit of existential dread. 🍸👗✨

So here’s the tea steeped in sequins: Miley, queen of “Wrecking Ball” and “I licked a sledgehammer and made it fashion,” rolled up to the 2025 Met Gala looking divine in Alaïa. But plot twist — Alaïa didn’t have a table. No table. Nada. Not even a little stool. Basically, Miley was out there floating around the Met Gala like a couture ghost haunting the halls of high fashion. 👻

“I was wearing Alaïa, who does not have a table, so I was kind of the misfit,” she spilled on The Interview podcast, probably while sipping oat milk out of a diamond-encrusted chalice. “Which I’m always okay with. I’m used to that. It was fine.”

FINE? Girl, that’s Met Gala exile! Imagine strutting around in a $60,000 dress with nowhere to sit except maybe Anna Wintour’s icy glare or the bar stools next to a guy dressed like a bejeweled garden hose. 🚫🍽️

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But Miley, being the legend she is, came through with a genius suggestion that would change the game:

“I think they should add that you get a plus one for your stylist.”

And honestly??? Yes. YES. 1000x yes. Why are we bringing tech bros and fashion-challenged boyfriends when we could be bringing the person who made us look like a Greco-Roman disco goddess? Stylists are the unsung heroes of the Met, hiding behind velvet ropes and last-minute emergency sewing kits.

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Miley’s basically saying: bring the people who actually know what they’re doing — not someone who thinks “Haute Couture” is a French DJ. 🎧👠

So next year, if you see someone sashaying down the carpet with a blow dryer in one hand and a look of pure stress in the other? That’s a stylist. And thanks to Miley, they finally got their invite. 🫶

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Raise your rhinestone martinis for fashion justice, people! 🥂

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