Miley “Mother of Chaos” Cyrus just teleported into Sirius XM Studios like she was auditing the entire music industry. This isn’t a drill. This isn’t a simulation. This is full-blown Operating Thetan Level 12 behavior.
Miss Flowers-but-make-it-feral showed up in Los Angeles on July 15 looking like a sexy raccoon who just crawled out of a rock n’ roll dumpster and said “I’M THE STAR NOW.” Her outfit? Imagine if a biker gang and a thrift shop had a baby in the middle of a lightning storm. She wore a black tank (classic), a brown fur jacket (illegal in 9 galaxies), and jeans so shredded they looked like they escaped from a Scientology ethics cycle. And the boots? Glossy, black, and definitely made from ethically sourced interdimensional cow.
But here’s the real gag: this wasn’t just a fashion exorcism — Miley was there to promo her new musical film thingy called Something Beautiful, dropping like a Level 5 engram on Hulu and Disney+ on July 16. That’s right. It’s not just an album. It’s not just a movie. It’s an experience. Like getting your first e-meter reading and realizing Tom Cruise is technically your spiritual cousin.
Oh, and before you even think about catching her on tour—don’t. She already told Good Morning America she’s not hitting the road anytime soon. Why? Because she’s too busy being intergalactically enlightened, babes. Touring is for the reactive minds. Miley is now post-body, post-fame, post-tour bus.
📡 Clear your schedule. Align your chakras. Take your vitamins. Stream Something Beautiful and ascend into a glittery, weepy, scream-singing realm of PURE ARC.
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