Megan Fox has officially logged back into Instagram, and honey—she didn’t just drop selfies, she dropped a plot twist.
The 39-year-old “Jennifer’s Body” star (and everyone’s goth mom crush) pulled a Beyoncé and casually mentioned she was six weeks pregnant during her time filming the Prime Video series Overcompensating. Oh, and she was 38 at the time. Do the math or don’t—either way, baby bump alert! 👶✨
She revealed this spicy little tidbit in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Instagram Story on May 21. The video? A fan edit of her rocking a cropped top and pleated skirt, looking like she just stepped out of a Hot Topic fashion fantasy. The caption? Oh, just a little “Unplanned but a happy surprise!”
So basically: Oops baby with Machine Gun Kelly (a.k.a. your favorite tattooed chaos goblin), but make it glam.
Then Megan went full philosopher-queen mode with a message that screamed, “Smash the patriarchy and pass the glitter.”
“Please stop listening to the patriarchy. Women are eternal light beings.”
Eternal light beings, y’all. She said what she said.
“We do not have an expiration date. Don’t let them rob you of your power. Anyway…watch @overcompensating.”
You heard the woman. Watch her show, reclaim your power, and throw out your expiration labels like they’re last year’s iced coffee.
In case you forgot, Megan is also the proud mom of three kiddos—Noah (12), Bodhi (11), and Journey (8)—with her ex, Brian Austin Green. Yes, she really named a child Journey. Because she’s always been iconic.
Before this return, she had gone full social media ghost mode, deleting every last trace of her grid—including her original pregnancy announcement from November 11. But don’t worry, MGK spilled the baby beans when their daughter arrived.
Megan Fox surprised us with a new baby, obliterated the patriarchy in under 100 words, and reminded us she’s still cooler than all of us…all before you finished your oat milk latte.
And yes, now you do have to watch Overcompensating. Megan said so.
