Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) have reportedly hit the relationship eject button—just weeks after the world learned they were expecting a baby. Yes, TMZ, the oracle of celebrity chaos, is reporting that the pair split over Thanksgiving weekend, and honestly, it sounds messier than your aunt’s lumpy gravy.
Here’s the tea: Megan (38) and MGK (34) were frolicking in Vail, Colorado, presumably enjoying picturesque mountains and overpriced hot chocolate, when Megan allegedly stumbled upon something on MGK’s phone. And whatever she found wasn’t cat memes or “how to build Ikea furniture” videos—it was upsetting enough to have her go full snow queen on him. According to the gossip wizards, she told him to pack up his guitar strings and leave the vacation early. Ouch.
MGK, apparently not one to argue in thin air, obliged and skedaddled down the mountain. Since then, it’s been radio silence between the two, which, let’s be real, is about as awkward as running into your ex at Whole Foods.
This rumored breakup marks the end of a chapter in Megan’s “Hot Girl Mom” journey. She already has three adorable mini-Megans—Noah (11), Bodhi (9), and Journey (7)—with her ex Brian Austin Green. Meanwhile, MGK, aka Colson Baker (because his rap name couldn’t handle this level of drama), has a 15-year-old daughter, Casie, with his ex Emma Cannon.
While reps for the pair haven’t confirmed or denied the drama, fans are already spiraling into conspiracy theories. Did MGK forget to unload the dishwasher? Did he play a Nickelback song at full volume? Or did Megan just grow tired of coordinating their monochromatic outfits?
Stay tuned as this story unfolds. If nothing else, it’s proof that even amid luxury ski resorts and pregnancy announcements, celebrity drama knows no chill—pun intended.
