Alert the villagers! Megan Fox has officially given birth! ๐๐ถ
After a few months of pure, unfiltered chaos (shoutout to her exes for keeping the drama alive), Megan has some GOOD newsโsheโs got a brand-new baby!
MGKโs Soft Side Appears!
Her other ex, Machine Gun Kelly, broke the news in the most MGK way possibleโby posting a moody, black-and-white Instagram pic of him stroking the newbornโs teeny, tiny hand like he just dropped an indie rock album called Celestial Seed.
He captioned it, “Sheโs finally here!! Our little celestial seed ๐ฅน๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ,” along with today’s dateโbecause nothing says โmeaningful fatherhoodโ like adding zodiac signs.
Whereโs Megan?
Megan? Silent. Not a peep. Either sheโs recovering, taking a much-needed break from her exes, or summoning a demon to deal with them. Only time will tell.
Oh, So Theyโre Speaking Again?
Interesting twistโthis birth might have briefly thawed the icy wall of silence between Megan and MGK. IconicHipster.com previously reported that Megan was so done with MGK, she basically wanted to launch him into the sun. So, whether heโs going to be a hands-on dad or just a โmystical baby poetโ remains to be seen.
The Drama That Led to This Moment
ICYMI: Megan and MGK called it quits after an explosive Thanksgiving trip to Colorado, where she allegedly found some questionable material on his phone. Translation? He probably wasnโt just Googling turkey recipes.
And if you thought that was wild, just hours before the birth, Meganโs other ex, Brian Austin Green (yes, thereโs another one!), posted a rage-fueled DM from MGK himself. Apparently, MGK was fuming over BAG asking about the babyโs due date. Sir, pleaseโthis man has been through enough babysitting already.
So, What Now?
Will this baby bring peace to Meganโs very complicated ex-situation? Will MGK and BAG have a WWE-style cage match over fatherly inquiries? Will Megan finally take a deep breath and just block them all?
Stay tuned. And, of courseโcongrats to the new mom! ๐๐ถ๐