Alert the villagers! Megan Fox has officially given birth! ππΆ
After a few months of pure, unfiltered chaos (shoutout to her exes for keeping the drama alive), Megan has some GOOD newsβsheβs got a brand-new baby!
MGKβs Soft Side Appears!
Her other ex, Machine Gun Kelly, broke the news in the most MGK way possibleβby posting a moody, black-and-white Instagram pic of him stroking the newbornβs teeny, tiny hand like he just dropped an indie rock album called Celestial Seed.
He captioned it, “Sheβs finally here!! Our little celestial seed π₯ΉπβοΈβοΈβοΈ,” along with today’s dateβbecause nothing says βmeaningful fatherhoodβ like adding zodiac signs.
Whereβs Megan?
Megan? Silent. Not a peep. Either sheβs recovering, taking a much-needed break from her exes, or summoning a demon to deal with them. Only time will tell.
Oh, So Theyβre Speaking Again?
Interesting twistβthis birth might have briefly thawed the icy wall of silence between Megan and MGK. IconicHipster.com previously reported that Megan was so done with MGK, she basically wanted to launch him into the sun. So, whether heβs going to be a hands-on dad or just a βmystical baby poetβ remains to be seen.
The Drama That Led to This Moment
ICYMI: Megan and MGK called it quits after an explosive Thanksgiving trip to Colorado, where she allegedly found some questionable material on his phone. Translation? He probably wasnβt just Googling turkey recipes.
And if you thought that was wild, just hours before the birth, Meganβs other ex, Brian Austin Green (yes, thereβs another one!), posted a rage-fueled DM from MGK himself. Apparently, MGK was fuming over BAG asking about the babyβs due date. Sir, pleaseβthis man has been through enough babysitting already.
So, What Now?
Will this baby bring peace to Meganβs very complicated ex-situation? Will MGK and BAG have a WWE-style cage match over fatherly inquiries? Will Megan finally take a deep breath and just block them all?
Stay tuned. And, of courseβcongrats to the new mom! ππΆπ
