🚨 Matthew Perry’s Doctor Busted in a Real-Life Soap Opera: The Ketamine Chronicles 🍿💉

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Okay, so remember Friends? Yeah, this ain’t that. This is way more Breaking Bad meets Grey’s Anatomy: Felony Edition.

So, get this—Matthew Perry’s doctor, Dr. Salvador Plasencia (yes, that’s his real name, not a tequila brand), just pleaded guilty guilty to being the unofficial plug for ketamine. Like, not the spiritual, healing, “I’m doing inner work at a retreat in Joshua Tree” kind—but the “here’s your weekly shipment, Mr. Chandler Bing” kind. 🫠

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Turns out Dr. Ketamine Overdrive was dishing out the party juice with zero medical reasons. No therapy. No approval. Just straight-up ketamine vibes with a side of, “How much can I milk this celebrity wallet?” 💸

He even texted another doc like, “I wonder how much this moron will pay…”
👀 Bro, HIPAA said log out.

Oh, and this is where it gets even juicier—enter stage left: Jasveen Sangha, aka the KETAMINE QUEEN (not a drag name, unfortunately), who’s allegedly been running a discount club drug empire out of a North Hollywood stash house like she’s auditioning for Euphoria: The Dealer Diaries. Her side quest? Meth. Because why not diversify your inventory? 💼

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Now, three other dudes—Erik, Kenneth, and Mark—aka the Dollar Store Ocean’s Eleven, have also pleaded guilty to a conspiracy to sprinkle ketamine like it’s confetti at Coachella. 🎉

Dr. Plasencia even tried to write up a fake “treatment plan” like, “Oh yeah, he definitely needed ketamine for… um… his elbow.” 🚨 Plot twist: the FBI wasn’t buying it.

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He’s looking at 15 to 21 months behind bars, which, in doctor years, is like missing two seasons of The Bachelor.

So yeah, from Could I be any more illegal? to “Here comes the sentencing,” this story is WILD.

#DoctorDrama #KetamineQueen #MatthewPerry

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